Quote:

Ray says they've been dating maybe two weeks and Marty has asked her to get a tattoo that says, "Property of Marty."
"I don't know if I should get it," Ray hesitates. "Marty's not even his real name."



Yes, dear, you should definitely get the tattoo. If misunderstood is a synonym for "completely fucked" then this whore is, by all means, misunderstood.
_________________________
There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.