I headed over to the Castle Botique to check out all of the movie projects I have been involved with over the years. I counted over 1800 titles that I have touched or influenced. Lighting here... Camera there... Referred a porn whore who became a big star. Production here... Directing there... The Castle is a big store, but I imagine if I had the opportunity to walk through adultdvdempire warehouses again, I could count tens of thousands of projects I have influenced.

What kind of questions do any of you have for me pertaining to the business? I am sure many of you want to get involved some way. Live the life baby! Darth is here to help. Whether you aspire to be male talent fucking "thousands" of women like Kurt Lockwood or becoming a mega talent grip on a set - seeing many things you can jack off to later, I can help.

Some of you might be content to troll the adult gossip sites while posting 5000 times without even leaving your DVD player and your living room, but I know some of you want to live the high life. Don't be afraid to ask questions. I am now going to give away all the insider secrets that give people careers in this fast growing field.

Please know that this will be different than the "Just ask Darth" thread as it will not give out my insider "on the set" type of secrets. This is just me, helping you live the dream.

People, this is your chance to learn from a living legend. Take Darth's info to the bank. The guy's a winner and will shortly be appearing in infomercials on late night TV slots nationwide.

Here's one for you. If you could be shat out the porn industry through any whore's asshole, whose asshole would it be? And when can I look forward to blessed event happening?

Certainly there must be some of you interested. I have replied to Willie and about two dozen others in PM. I can get most of you gigs for $100 a day unless you have experience in an adult video store cleaning booths. Then I can probably get you double or triple that to start.

Darth, you're back faster than I thought. Send me a PM to let me know how much it cost you to have my car detailed and I'll cut a check for slightly less than that amount.

I just wish Willie would stop looking at my penis thread hoping that I published an update. You told me forum stats showed that he has visited the thread 408 times. I guess I would use the ban stick on someone who claimed to post a penis picture and didn't - if I really wanted to see it.

Hey Darth,

Which directors have you done lighting work for?