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LOL... I wonder what it would be like to be a trophy wife... do I get to go to the spa every day? Shop at Planet Blue? Then I'm in.

The only day I don't think I can be there is Friday-- I'm shooting Bree Olsen (finally!).

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1) You will have your own spa, complete with personal trainer named Stuart who is 6'4" 195 and 6% body fat....

2) Planet Blue, Saks Fifth Avenue, and your very own helicopter to fly up to Montreal to take advantage of minute fluctuations in the exchange rate to purchase shit not available in the US due to political reasons....Like Monkey Pelts for your rump cushions for above mentioned helicopter....god I am good....

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All sounds good except for the helicopter and the monkey pelts. I'm afraid of heights, so helicopters freak me out (though I'm ok in a plane) and I don't wear fur. OK I think we've hijacked this thread long enough...