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#246301 - 05/22/07 12:15 PM Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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BERLIN - A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and allegedly found he was 10 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.

“He was right in the middle of the road,” said a spokesman for police in the northeastern city of Schwerin on Tuesday. “The officers couldn’t quite believe it when they saw the results of the breath test. That’s a life-threatening figure.”

The 31-year-old told police he had been out drinking with a friend and was a mile from home when a police car stopped him as he passed through the village of Ventschow.

Police said that because the man was technically traveling as a pedestrian, he could not be charged with a driving offense.

“It’s not like we can impound his wheelchair,” the spokesman said. “But he is facing some sort of punishment. It’s just not clear yet what exactly that will be.
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#246302 - 05/24/07 02:29 AM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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A post about a wheelchair....and well over 24 hours later no response from burg??? WTF?


Edited by brndo81 (05/24/07 02:30 AM)
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#246303 - 05/24/07 04:04 AM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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I think burg's wheels deep in high priced hookers.
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#246304 - 05/24/07 10:27 AM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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A post about a wheelchair....and well over 24 hours later no response from burg??? WTF?




you+= Please.
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#246305 - 05/24/07 12:50 PM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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Registered: 12/18/06
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naww cascade is too nice for people i suggest anyone who is going to eat cascade to kill themselves...should just say fuck it and eat about an ounce or two of mandrake root...trust me its better
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#246306 - 05/24/07 01:41 PM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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Yeah, but Allie Ray didn't use mandrake root to poison her boyfriend. So, I'm gonna stick with the Cascade powder, not liquid, because the necessary mixing shows that much more dedication to committing murder.
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#246307 - 05/24/07 01:48 PM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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Yeah, but Allie Ray didn't use mandrake root to poison her boyfriend. So, I'm gonna stick with the Cascade powder, not liquid, because the necessary mixing shows that much more dedication to committing murder.




She tried to poison her boyfriend? I've been out of it for a while. Didn't she also try to stab sombody? Sick bitch.

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#246308 - 05/24/07 02:52 PM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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Registered: 01/02/05
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A post about a wheelchair....and well over 24 hours later no response from burg??? WTF?




Ahhh, I am irregular and dont always check down here anymore....but I've blacked out many times wheeling home from <wherever> and woke up the next morning totally clueless on how I did it or what happened....this surprises me not, when you are in wheelchair it increases your capacity to imbibe by at least 30% sinc4e all you do is sit on your ass, and (maybe) pee occasionally...if you are one of those dudes with a piss bag, so much the better.

And kudos to Ms jordan coining "Wheel's deep..." ... I'll have to use that one at the next wealthy crippled perv convention
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#246309 - 05/24/07 03:09 PM Re: Drunk Driving - In A Wheelchair
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Rock on, burg!
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