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#246187 - 05/22/07 01:32 AM
Videos with girl's showing identification
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/17/07
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First let me bgin by saying this is a great board, really informative and fun. I was wondering if you guys knew of any videos or sites where the girl's show ID cards before or after the shoot; for some reason, that is a fetish of mine. I know there was a series way back, like "Barely 18" or something. I have seen some of those. But I was just wondering if you guys knew of a site that did this. A girl showing like proof of age or something buy holding up an ID card.
Edited by texaspareja (05/22/07 01:32 AM)
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#246190 - 05/22/07 04:33 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Thanks for the correction.
Yes, my cock is fine. Thanks for asking. If you're nice, I'll share some screen caps so you can get even more fixated on my penis. You really need to watch American Beauty and ask yourself how much you resemble Colonel Frank Fitts, played by Chris Cooper. I'm just sayin'.
First one's on the house. Don't go sending it to any 13-year-olds on myspace saying it's you, OK, or I'll call Chris Hanson at Dateline NBC.
Happy Birthday!
I deliberately chose this one for you as Joselyn Pink has her eyes averted from the camera. She won't even see you as you stare at my dick for hours...and hours...and hours. You are dismissed, Colonel Fitts. You're conduct is unbecoming an officer, a gentleman, and a porn fan.
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#246193 - 05/22/07 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hey brandon, how's the herpes going? what else do you have a year after the first wave of std's was brought to light?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#246196 - 05/22/07 01:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ouch. hey brandon, how much money did you earn in april?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#246198 - 05/22/07 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#246200 - 05/22/07 03:29 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I may be wrong on this, but I think the Freshman Fantasies series from about ten years ago used to show a somewhat blurred shot of each girl's driver's license/id card during the pre-scene interviews.
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#246201 - 05/22/07 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Hey Brandon! A new niche for you: A Good Source of 2257 Compliance. Just lots of ID pics with guys jacking off on them. And it's safer for the girls, too. 
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#246203 - 05/22/07 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I love how you bucnh of wankers who never filmed a porn scene in your life show up every chance you get to diss Brandon, a guy who's fucked them all and then some. It's really sad, the obvious envy you have for the guy. Let's see any of you haters get a boner in a room full of people and use it like he can. Then your rantings might, just might, carry some weight.
That should be men rather than people. Call me crazy, but trying to achieve a boner in front of other naked men falls just a little bit over on the homo side of the fence. To each their own, I guess, if it suits you, enjoy.
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#246204 - 05/22/07 04:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hi, i'm a fucking loser with a cat picture saying "i'm in ur whatever"
great way to advertise you make under 50k and have trouble getting laid.
loser. faggot. rinse. repeat.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#246205 - 05/22/07 04:18 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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No need to get in a huff, Sponge Bub. People love to get their kicks in when you're down. No worries. Regarding how much money I earned in April, it was a little lean but I still managed to do everything I wanted to do and keep 3 sites updated. Ask nicely and I'll post some screen caps.  I would like to earn a lot of money -- most people would -- but that's never been the biggest motivating factor. It's all about the girls. In other news, the counter for www.loadmymouth.com just hit 204 girls. I am officially past the 4 volumes of 50 to 1 and launching the exclusive stuff. I know, I know...not a milestone but it made my day. Hope it made yours, too. 
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#246206 - 05/22/07 04:35 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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In other news, the counter for www.loadmymouth.com just hit 204 girls. I am officially past the 4 volumes of 50 to 1 and launching the exclusive stuff. I know, I know...not a milestone but it made my day. Hope it made yours, too.
Brandon,
I just hope that some day we will see the new scenes (that are not on any 50 to 1 volume) in better video quality than what that site offers.
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#246208 - 05/22/07 04:56 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Not sure what you mean. The screen cap above is the same quality you see on your computer.
Here's a link for you to enjoy. Faith Daniels is 18 and did her xxx debut for www.loadmymouth.com. Enjoy.
http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=99bVe6tUnGD&cl=s8EuArodCw6
Yes I know. Its still not good enough. It may look good when playing it at its original resolution but as soon as you fullscreen it you'll see blocking & pixelation.
Look, I know you are after a different crowd here. People who only watch porn on thier computer will mostly be fine with the video quality of your clips.
But the true connosieurs who are coming from DVDs won't settle for it. I suggest that you that you offer a HQ tier of downloads (in addition to the regular clips) that encoude the videos at 1800 kilobits/sec or better.
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#246210 - 05/22/07 06:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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#246212 - 05/23/07 03:00 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Not sure what you mean. The screen cap above is the same quality you see on your computer.
Here's a link for you to enjoy. Faith Daniels is 18 and did her xxx debut for www.loadmymouth.com. Enjoy.
http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=99bVe6tUnGD&cl=s8EuArodCw6
Yes I know. Its still not good enough. It may look good when playing it at its original resolution but as soon as you fullscreen it you'll see blocking & pixelation.
Look, I know you are after a different crowd here. People who only watch porn on thier computer will mostly be fine with the video quality of your clips.
But the true connosieurs who are coming from DVDs won't settle for it. I suggest that you that you offer a HQ tier of downloads (in addition to the regular clips) that encoude the videos at 1800 kilobits/sec or better.
I'd like to look into this but I don't know enough. Can you give me an example of some sites that do have this type of quality? Just want to learn a bit more.
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#246218 - 05/23/07 04:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Brandon, now things aren't going so well, just out of interest have you considered a reverse bukkake? I know Ryan had a blast. Maybe you should see if you and Jeff can come to an agreement?
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#246221 - 05/23/07 07:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm certainly open to any and all reasonable offers. My counter offer is to start a line similar to Slap Happy and put it out through JM Prods. Ryan will be in charge of talent recruitment.
Nah, a new version of Slap Happy will just confirm that you're a hypocrite. But here are a couple of lines right down your alley:
Herpes Whores
50 Infections from 1
Hillary's Bitches (starring Brandon Irons and Leah Luv)
Brandon Irons Gets Mutilated by a Cougar, But Gives the Cougar HPV Anyway (Directed by TT Boy)
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#246223 - 05/23/07 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I love how you bucnh of wankers who never filmed a porn scene in your life show up every chance you get to diss Brandon, a guy who's fucked them all and then some. It's really sad, the obvious envy you have for the guy. Let's see any of you haters get a boner in a room full of people and use it like he can. Then your rantings might, just might, carry some weight.
I love how a guy who has opened his cakehole only 22 months since January '07 deemed it OK to talk shit on the board.
SILENCE, poopey pants!
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http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=99bVe6tUnGD&cl=s8EuArodCw6
What a hog, god bless Amerika!
Brandon, will her redneck daddy come after you knowing that you've infected his baby girl with your vile seed?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#246224 - 05/24/07 08:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I started Slap Happy. How would doing something like it make me a hypocrite? Was your head injured in a cougar mutilation attack or something?
1. You want to remake a series where you physically assault the whores.
2. You said the JM obscenity bust was justified.
3. Slap Happy was rougher than anything named in the JM indictment.
4. You are a hypocrite, you deserve to be indicted more than they did.
Revealing your lack of brainpower...not unusual.
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I think Jeff will have the final say as to whether I stay unemployed or not, not some dude with an avatar featuring a guy about to down a glass of gokkun juice.
You really don't know who that is? Seriously, is that a Canadian thing?
Revealing your cultural stupidity, that's classic. Why don't you go make up some more alt-id's and start another discussion with yourself.
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#246225 - 05/24/07 02:27 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I started Slap Happy. How would doing something like it make me a hypocrite? Was your head injured in a cougar mutilation attack or something?
1. You want to remake a series where you physically assault the whores.
-- No, I want to slap them and punish them for being so beautiful. That doesn't make me a hypocrite.
2. You said the JM obscenity bust was justified.
-- No, I wished Jeff luck in defending his case and offered Shawshank Redemption advice on aiding his escape should he go to the hoosgow. Not only does this not make me a hypocrite, at least I am thinking of how to get him out of trouble. What have you done for him lately?
3. Slap Happy was rougher than anything named in the JM indictment.
-- Thanks! Glad you appreciated the work. I put a lot into it, especially the backhands. Creating anything controversial doesn't make me a hypocrite.
4. You are a hypocrite, you deserve to be indicted more than they did.
-- Why? I was an actor in Slap Happy, not unlike any actor in anyone else's production. I do not own that series. Are you going to go after Jeremy Steele for Reverse Bukkake next? You must be drunk on your gokkun juice if you advocate imprisoning porn actors.
RE: You really don't know who that is? Seriously, is that a Canadian thing?
Revealing your cultural stupidity, that's classic.
-- I don't care how many Kubrick movies you watch. Your lack of understanding of the definition of hypocrite makes me dismiss all your other bullshit. You have Eyes Wide Shut, sir. Do the same for your mouth.
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#246228 - 05/24/07 07:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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She's going to be a good whore. Steer her away from the Sasha Gray theory of whoredom, please.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#246229 - 05/24/07 10:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Brandonna, you still have three things doing against you: 1. You can't think on your feet, and that was just about the lamest response you've ever posted. You were a lot better when you were arguing with Monseiur aka yourself. 2. You're unemployed, and you make shitty porn; who wants to hire you, especially with your Herpes infection which you continue to deny? 3. TT Boy is absolutely going to mutilate you the next time you're in a room together. You're both short as hell, but TT has the added advantage of having a deep, deep hatred of you, the kind that provokes nasty confrontations. 4. Your use of Google and Wikipedia is admirable, but I still believe your original contention that Clockwork Orange eluded you. I can see some other references here being obscure, but not that one. And by the way, Monday is not a holiday for Canadians, so you better be digging ditches or something suitable for your brain level on Memorial Day. We hate you here, BH, you can't win. See you on Tuesday. 
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#246231 - 05/24/07 11:26 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Next, I am bothered by your persistent and continuous references to guys. TT Boy, Monsieur, PTR, etc.
This is what a woman looks like. Focus.
Cost of posting pics on this site: $0.
Cost of hiring girls like Lela Star: a little bit
Cost of seeing your self-esteem wither and die quicker than Lela can pound back cumshots: priceless.
Stay angry but try to not get too stressed out, OK? Enjoy life a bit. Take in Spiderman 3. I know A Clockwork Orange was the last movie you left your trailer to see but for God's sake, man, live a bit. Treat yourself to something nice and celebrate Memorial Day.
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#246234 - 05/25/07 05:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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Someone's avatar.
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#246236 - 05/25/07 06:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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