It's not a contest, Brandon. I'm trying to drive you to produce something better. Your tally with A Good Source of 2257 Compliance is at what, volume 6? You've got 9 bakers dozens and 4 volumes of 50 to 1 out according to IAFD.

That's a lot of cum for a heterosexual director.

Isn't it about time you tried something oh, I dunno, 'new'?