Easy tiger...relax. I thought you were serious about finding out where things went off track with my health. I've spent literally hundreds of thousands at the Mayo Clinic to find out that I suffer from satyriasis. I have no health insurance so I am just doing porn now to earn money to pay off my medical bills.

Then, once I am debt free I can be as normal as you and go on chat boards to say how great my life is. Wish me luck.