Originality is not your forte. At least I try to post different pics. Ah, fuck it. I don't know what's more painful: reading these posts or the burning sensation when I pee. Such is life.

Jamesn: Listen, I appreciate that you sent me this pic of you but I am not a doctor. Looks like it could be syphilis. If I were you, I'd get it checked out by a licensed physician.