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I started Slap Happy. How would doing something like it make me a hypocrite? Was your head injured in a cougar mutilation attack or something?

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1. You want to remake a series where you physically assault the whores.
-- No, I want to slap them and punish them for being so beautiful. That doesn't make me a hypocrite.


2. You said the JM obscenity bust was justified.
-- No, I wished Jeff luck in defending his case and offered Shawshank Redemption advice on aiding his escape should he go to the hoosgow. Not only does this not make me a hypocrite, at least I am thinking of how to get him out of trouble. What have you done for him lately?


3. Slap Happy was rougher than anything named in the JM indictment.
-- Thanks! Glad you appreciated the work. I put a lot into it, especially the backhands. Creating anything controversial doesn't make me a hypocrite.


4. You are a hypocrite, you deserve to be indicted more than they did.
-- Why? I was an actor in Slap Happy, not unlike any actor in anyone else's production. I do not own that series. Are you going to go after Jeremy Steele for Reverse Bukkake next? You must be drunk on your gokkun juice if you advocate imprisoning porn actors.


RE: You really don't know who that is? Seriously, is that a Canadian thing?


Revealing your cultural stupidity, that's classic.
-- I don't care how many Kubrick movies you watch. Your lack of understanding of the definition of hypocrite makes me dismiss all your other bullshit. You have Eyes Wide Shut, sir. Do the same for your mouth.