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I'm certainly open to any and all reasonable offers. My counter offer is to start a line similar to Slap Happy and put it out through JM Prods. Ryan will be in charge of talent recruitment.


Nah, a new version of Slap Happy will just confirm that you're a hypocrite. But here are a couple of lines right down your alley:

Herpes Whores
50 Infections from 1
Hillary's Bitches (starring Brandon Irons and Leah Luv)
Brandon Irons Gets Mutilated by a Cougar, But Gives the Cougar HPV Anyway (Directed by TT Boy)