Thanks for the correction.
Yes, my cock is fine. Thanks for asking. If you're nice, I'll share some screen caps so you can get even more fixated on my penis. You really need to watch American Beauty and ask yourself how much you resemble Colonel Frank Fitts, played by Chris Cooper. I'm just sayin'.

First one's on the house. Don't go sending it to any 13-year-olds on myspace saying it's you, OK, or I'll call Chris Hanson at Dateline NBC.

Happy Birthday!


I deliberately chose this one for you as Joselyn Pink has her eyes averted from the camera. She won't even see you as you stare at my dick for hours...and hours...and hours. You are dismissed, Colonel Fitts. You're conduct is unbecoming an officer, a gentleman, and a porn fan.