Seems like there's no stopping Luke. A new photo layout and copyright credits on his photos. The downside is that I can't link to the images anymore, because of the code. Curse you, Ford!

Go here for the originals.


Forget Johnny Depp. Today's pirates have ditched the parrot on the shoulder look in favor of something far more alarming.



The joint was obviously jumping. Nothing like an arc light to keep the mood mellow. If these guys aren't living the life, then I don't know what to aspire to any longer.



"You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, your eyelids are becoming heavy......"



Madam, your face looks like a foot. That is all.



Yes, the dye in her hair really was the only highlight.



Special needs groups were catered for......



Girls, if you're interested, you can find this dress at Sears in the aisle marked "Shapeless"



Only Rita Faultyskincells would smuggle rabbit droppings into the party on her tit. Anyone else remember when she was hot?



My God, that's a lot of cubic zirconia. I hope there isn't a world shortage anytime soon, or Rita's going to be on Brian Pumper's hit list.



They never did make a sequel to Howard the Duck, did they?



I always like to pour a few pounds of alum into the punch bowl....



Yeah, I'd keep that fringe longer until the 'roid rash fades, honey.



Have you ever looked at yourself in the back of a spoon before?



This has to be one of the Stevens girls. That alert expression, the subtle Cro-Magnon jawline, it's all there.



It's at moments like this where you have to wonder what First Prize was.



When you run out of bug spray, a Stevens sister can make a handy alternative. Be sure and clear out their mouths once a month to avoid blockages.



The line for the buffet was long. Too long for some to wait.



Voted party goer most likely to use the phrase: "I cut you!" at some point during the evening.



"But it said on the bottle that this fake tan was good for all skin types, even Asian!" New F.L.O.P.--Whores' skin also lies.



"No, ith a thongue pierthing, but I call it my bactheria hothel"



If she could see the look in his face, she'd be as scared as I am.



Donny's cum face may explain his lack of A List roles.



"What the fuck is this on my finger? Is it ass? I think I put it in the dip. Oh well."

Holly shit. I dont go to alot of these industry parties anymore but if this is what they look like now, I dont think I ever want to go to another one.
Damn, no wonder some studios DVD sales are down.

Smash fucking blows, and their underhanded business practices do too.

Yo, Peeter, here's a better place for your "Troll" reference...

It looks like a reunion of the trailer trash from World Modeling. Can we perhaps find a picture of JSJ stuffing meth up Hailey Young's nostrils?

The whores here need to ensure that they never, ever get shot doing porn on High Def. The results would be frightning.