It's good to be loved, but that retractable cord you pulled on Lou? It wasn't a cord. I'm afraid it was cable.

Now wash your hands.

Hey, you missed out fuckwhore. Here, let me:

-fuckwhore is MPR and still has a Lori Lust fixation and a problem with anyone black, yellow, brown, tanned, jaundiced or sunburned.

-William Hyde is WillieD's alt ID but he only uses it when he's finished all the Jamesons and hates himself enough.

-Monstar is the hardest working native American in porn PR, but has never forgiven the white man for ruining his career in Friends.

-Raoul Duke, picture king, prolific insomniac New Yorker who mistook XPT for the real world.

There are so many more. Someone else please carry on....