Just a few thoughts on the E-Personas that make it happen around here.. Feel free to add on.
- Elabo is the town crier and so; when you see him cry, offer him what you would any pathetic old man; that is, derision.
- The Resident Tough Guy is called H2c and he hates n00bs because hating noobs makes him a hard man.
- "The Pride" is the name of the "Internet Gang" (lmao) where the most hopeless and reviled intellectuals in XPT-town are placed when they have gotten to the point where no one can take them seriously anymore or care about 2 yr old posts.
- If you ever see a fag barking at you furiously know that you’ve been attacked by the fucktard; papercut.Also realize that where papercut drools,Palmolive isn't far behind with a straw.
- Nobody on XPT likes Gypsy/Renfield, so why should you be any different.
- GiGi has an awesome rack..Her taste in wigs is attrocious.
- If Moxie ever flames you or deletes your pics, treat him like you would your garbage man, in other words ignore him.
- If you ever look at Ceara's pic and think about fucking her, remember that his dick is probably bigger than yours.And more expensive. He's also the undisputed mistress of e-whoring.
- If ever you wish to read epics of boredom all you have to do is look to Da Burg.
- Fatman is a globulous,anti-social pervert and he doesn’t care that you know it.
- Guapo is to niggerdom what Milli Vanilli are to singing: fakes.
- Willie D is about as scary as a Want Ad... (hyde)
- Bornyo was old when dirt was young. He still Pwnz3rs all of you.
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- Gia Jordan will eat your face...Then let it drool down her exotic chin.
- If MoronBoy is the village idiot, Peeter Otoole is the idiot’s lunch box.
-Jeff Mike is really a Jew but that’s okay cause he’s got way more money than you do.
- He’d be ashamed to tell you himself, but Tritone was in the South African army and he’s white and he’s killed people too.
- Tony Malice doesnt date ALL the chatwhores.. just teh h0t 1's.
-Website Talk is about as popular as a syphilitic aboriginal prostitute in Harvard Square, but you can still go there... for a price.
- DanG is really a british charmschool house pet with a deviant penchant for a "good kickin" and a nanopecker.
- Conky is a girthy lil guy with a retractable cord in his 5 hole.?
- Don't believe what Floofin will say after this thread, he's known to be full of shit.
- Windsock is a true wheelman. He's had cosmetic dental work done on his ass.He cant pay for it.
- brndo81.. tongue bathes the fucking urinal.
- Grant Michaels not only bleaches his teeth, but Botox's his foreskin so ChristianX can fellate him at supersonic speeds.
- If you've read this far you're probably a one-handed slack-jawed meatslapper.
- Darth;you have about as much meaning to XPT as a pair of testicles has to Ellen Degeneres.
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