Laughing in the face of the Sabbath,
Luke Ford visits the set of Barely Legal 75. Number 75? Proof if any were needed that there's always a new whore around the corner
"Really? You really think I look completely asexual and prepubescent? Oh, thank you! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!"
She's smiling now, but having your eardrum perforated by a vibrator is not covered by her insurance.
Freshly arrived from Seoul, she realizes that Western peni are indeed much larger than she anticipated.
"Just put your head here and keep your mouth open, even when it pistons"
This is the stupidest vanity mirror I ever saw. Just keep showing me a picture of the floor.....
"No kidding! I used to be a virgin too!"
The ravenous porn whores hadn't eaten for days.....
Nausea sets in as she realizes she's eaten an entire mouthful, more than her yearly calorific intake.
Officially the worst mirror ever.
"I call this my sex face. It drives guys wild"
"We could be twin sisters, couldn't we?!" "No."
See how ill the food makes her look! Stay away from the calories!
Hearing the whisper of elastic against skin, the unknown pervert rushed on to the set.......
Luke: "So are you interested in Judaism?" "No, I just really like their tattoos."
Windsock's first obscene phone call of the day
The room was empty. Deep inside, she knew her soul must look like this.
Barely Legal? Barely worth photographing.
Luke's just made his "I bet that's not the first time you've had Coke in your hands" joke here.
"They say the eyes are windows to the soul. I think I'll paint yours black"