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#245739 - 05/19/07 01:21 PM Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Laughing in the face of the Sabbath, Luke Ford visits the set of Barely Legal 75.

Number 75? Proof if any were needed that there's always a new whore around the corner


"Really? You really think I look completely asexual and prepubescent? Oh, thank you! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!"



She's smiling now, but having your eardrum perforated by a vibrator is not covered by her insurance.



Freshly arrived from Seoul, she realizes that Western peni are indeed much larger than she anticipated.



"Just put your head here and keep your mouth open, even when it pistons"



This is the stupidest vanity mirror I ever saw. Just keep showing me a picture of the floor.....



"No kidding! I used to be a virgin too!"



The ravenous porn whores hadn't eaten for days.....



Nausea sets in as she realizes she's eaten an entire mouthful, more than her yearly calorific intake.



Officially the worst mirror ever.



"I call this my sex face. It drives guys wild"



"We could be twin sisters, couldn't we?!" "No."



See how ill the food makes her look! Stay away from the calories!



Hearing the whisper of elastic against skin, the unknown pervert rushed on to the set.......



Luke: "So are you interested in Judaism?" "No, I just really like their tattoos."



Windsock's first obscene phone call of the day


The room was empty. Deep inside, she knew her soul must look like this.



Barely Legal? Barely worth photographing.



Luke's just made his "I bet that's not the first time you've had Coke in your hands" joke here.



"They say the eyes are windows to the soul. I think I'll paint yours black"



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#245740 - 05/19/07 02:36 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Grant_Michaels Offline
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Simply CLASSIC as ever, Conky!!!!
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#245741 - 05/19/07 04:08 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Hearing the whisper of elastic against skin, the unknown pervert rushed on to the set.......








Correction Conky, that is my cousin the badly out of focus pervert.
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#245742 - 05/19/07 07:45 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Y-T Offline
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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"I call this my sex face. It drives guys wild"



I call that a booger on the edge, in her nostril





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#245743 - 05/19/07 07:55 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Luca Eisenstein Offline
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Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
They should change the name of that flick to "Barely Alive 75"! Seriously...




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#245744 - 05/20/07 11:16 AM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Never mind the bulimic look, what the fuck is up with those BOOTS?!?!?!
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#245745 - 05/20/07 09:48 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC

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#245746 - 05/21/07 09:23 AM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Windsock's first obscene phone call of the day







Either that or she just received her 40th call of the day from the Sportswami.
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#245747 - 05/21/07 02:04 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
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Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
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#245748 - 05/21/07 03:22 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
What a cute, cute, cute girl!
What a bad, bad, bad inkjob!

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#245749 - 05/21/07 04:12 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Floof, it's a crime against nature. If only we could convince these young whores to experiment with designs using cum first. Something that can be washed clean.

Unlike their souls, of course.
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#245750 - 05/21/07 04:31 PM Re: Camera of Death Meets Barely Legal
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I guess this means the Dallas Stars will now be in search of a new mascot.
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