The reasons I miss Hypnocock:
His running notion of tricking a woman into being voluntarily decapitated on media.
His touching yet deeply contentious relationship with The Stewards.
His signature "Murdering is my business, and business is wonderful!" I thought is very good for some reason I can't articulate.
At one point he had an avatar of a clown with a balloon over its head. I liked that.
That Monstar referred to him as "Hypnokook".
That one alleged photo of Hypnokook paunchy and masturbating at some bukkakesque event with a grotesque mask on.

There are many other reasons, but those are sufficient. Does anyone share my wistful love for the man and miss his presence also?