Donkey Punching is so played out. I would have preferred the female anchor to describe the marlin, or maybe a Canadian Hockey Stick, or God forbid, the dreaded Mississippi Crawdangle. Donkey punch pleeease. In today's day and age, what's so shocking about punching a chick in the back of the head while you assfuck her?
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.