This may be the unpopular opinion around here, but, Conky's right. Maybe it's four years of College in the West Village (NYU, Class of '90) where I met LOTS of freaky people, or maybe it's having two ex-hippie parents, but I've learned over the years that people are just people: White, Black, Chinese, Indian, Straight, Gay and, yes, even the Trannies.

I look at Trannies the same way I look at Gays: I'm not going to fuck one, and I surely don't want to see one naked, pre or post op. But outside of that, They're just people, the same as you and me. A bit more screwed up, perhaps, but who among us is truly "normal." As long as they don't try to hit on me, I don't have a problem. And I haven't seen Vanessa hitting on anybody here. So lighten up.

Ah, but what do I know. I spent the day at Sheep Meadow smoking Ganj, sipping Beers and watching pale chicks trying to get tan. So I'm a little buzzed.