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#245087 - 05/17/07 10:37 AM
Stefani Morgan goes to college
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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From LIB: hola. so, this morning i took the SAT…can we all laugh and point? i mean, my little sister just took the test 2 months ago. i never took them, i started college at 16 and was just gonna transfer, and i wasn’t exactly shooting for an ivy or planning on being a rocket scientist. but when a friend suggested i take them, i decided i really should. a high test score never hurt anyone’s transcripts. but more importantly, i spent most of my life in school bored out of my mind, and didn’t always apply myself. i was actually really curious to see how well i would do. to be frank, i think i did pretty fuckin well hehe. well i’m going to take it again, just cause i can, and i’m sure the second time will be better cause i’ve been out of college for 3 years now. and after starting back up, i am pretty sure my little, old brain will slowly stop thinking like a pornstar, and more like student…although, either way i’m still an idiot  It's bad enough that porn whores lie. It's even worse that they lie about going to college. What's more pathetic is when they claim to have started college at some ridiculous age, like sixteen or seventeen. Am I truly to believe that this girl was a tragically prodigious student who eschewed her post-secondary education in lieu of slamming cocks up her ass? Give me a fucking break. I ain't buying it and she shouldn't be selling it. 
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#245088 - 05/17/07 10:42 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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At most I will buy that she got a GED and went to community college.
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#245089 - 05/17/07 10:58 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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At the very most, yes. Idon't know much about GED's, seeing as I completed high school before university, but don't you have to be out of school for a certain period of time before you qualify to write the GED?
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#245091 - 05/17/07 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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this morning i took the SAT…can we all laugh and point? i mean, my little sister just took the test 2 months ago. i never took them, i started college at 16 and was just gonna transfer,
I don't understand why the whores have the pathological need to invent an education they never received. I don't give a shit about her IQ when she's getting fucked in the ass by Wesley Pipes, I just want to know how much Xanax she took before the scene started, and whether she was drinking vodka or gin when she snuck into the bathroom.
No one believes this skank, even the dumbest high school student in the country knows you take the SAT before you get into college. Taking it after you already were admitted somewhere would be like douching after the scene was done.
Stupid whores.
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#245092 - 05/17/07 11:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It's not unusual for kids to take classes at the local 2 yr Jr. or Tech college while still attending high school. My adopted niece did that to get some nursing courses. My stepdaughter took calculus at the local state university while still in high school.
The distinction here is that if you asked either of my girls about it they'd say "I took a few classes"... not "I started college at 16". She's getting away with this because her fanbase is too oblivious to call bullshit.
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#245093 - 05/17/07 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Up near the JM "Whores Degraded Daily" banner we need one that says "XXXPorntalk: Calling Bullshit since 2003"
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#245094 - 05/17/07 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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My friend dropped out of high school and got her GED at 16 then went straight into 2 years of community college. By 20, she graduated from University of Washington.
I know TONS of people who took the same route (not a bad move, non?), but I wouldn't exactly call it 'graduating high school early.'
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#245095 - 05/17/07 01:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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What does she want to be when she grows up?
Anyone know?
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#245096 - 05/17/07 02:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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If her college career follows her porn career she'll graduate somewhere around 2060. She's been in porn two years and iafd has only seven titles listed, all vivid and no anal. She hasn't earned Zen's seal of approval at all.
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#245098 - 05/17/07 02:51 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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do we now dare post our own individual sat scores here for comparison sake, i will not go first.
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#245100 - 05/17/07 06:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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then they would be really really pathetic since the sat really doesnt mean much to begin with.
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#245101 - 05/17/07 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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then they would be really really pathetic since the sat really doesnt mean much to begin with.
Well, you just told us your score was low...
The whore just took the test- she won't know her score for weeks. If she had any smarts she'd wait until everyone posted theirs then do something really porny like, I dunno, add 4 or 5 hundred points to the highest posted score and claim it as her own.
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#245103 - 05/17/07 11:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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are you kidding prosty, i got a 1350(730 verbal 620 math) well above the average but unless you nit it up in highschool your sat will no longer bail you out, i now go to state due to a transcript that was less then stellar (hs class of 03) but before the added writing section 1350 was more then good enough, , sat scores literally mean nothing now, i took int. bacca. classes at a foreign highschool my senior year but because i slacked most of hs, i couldn't get into my first choice american university, i am now in the geoscience dept at a state now, but the sat is fast becoming the 21st century wunderlic, obsolete.
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#245107 - 05/18/07 12:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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...lol
where i took sat prep classes http://www.steppingstones.net/index.asp
jr. year
before i attended my senior year of hs in kenya
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#245108 - 05/18/07 12:15 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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i already posted about this on ADT. its my pet peeve about the business.
since i have been in the adult industry i would say that probably 99 percent of the girls and 95 percent of the guys i have worked with or been around have not graduated from college. a few have attended some college, or gone to junior college, but actually finished a 4 year bachelor's degree? none that i know of. some of them say they do, but then their timeline is always all wacked when you start asking for specifics. if you are 20 or 21, please tell me how you are a university graduate? lol. then they always say that they graduated HS at like 15 or some shit. Or they go the way of the Sharon Mitchell PhD route. And their "degree" is from the SE Florida Agricultural and Mechanical School for Distance Learning. lol. I get a lot of humor out of some of the girls responses about school. I would LOVE to see Asia Carrera's diploma from Rutgers by the way. The simple fact is that this business isnt populated by people who entered porn because they didnt feel like the microbiology courses at Stanford were challenging enough for them.
A few of the MILF's dont count, some of them attended college WAY before they entered into this business (TJ Hart).
My favorite story is a girl named Leola Jossi, who was only around for like a few months doing girl/girl. And she was not the brightest star in the sky. And she was telling me that she attended Harvard and studied some sort of chemistry. My father is a Biochemist who graduated from Harvard, so i started asking her softball questions about science, and she didnt know shit. Like the atomic weight of gold, or what did the Krebs cycle deal with, i mean easy questions. Good times.
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#245109 - 05/18/07 02:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Haha...I can think of a few off the top of my head: --Shy Love claiming she skipped a grade in high school, graduated undergrad and got 2 masters degrees in finance before going to work at 1800PetMeds. --Veronica Rayne claiming she went to law school, then worked in her mother's business for ten years or something like that, then got into porn. Doing the math backwards means she would have started high school when she was like eight years old. Then Luke fields a couple of legal questions from the peanut gallery, and she gets caught plagiarising the answers off the net. --Someone once wrote on ADT that Roxy Jezel had a degree in philosophy, then someone caught her mixing up Plato and Aristotle. --Keri Sable was quitting porn to use her hard-earned money for college. Hell, people were debating if she was Ivy material (no, she wasn't). She never made it to college, and I bet she's hard at work on the overnight shift at McDonald's right now. --Asia Carrera claims she is a member of Mensa. She also used to claim on her website that she was some investment guru and was familiar with Warren Buffett. --There's a whole thread here called "Is Sasha Grey Stupid?" 
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#245110 - 05/18/07 02:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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I remember Leola. She did some anal scenes before she got her boob job to fix her nasty natural tits.
What's more hilarious? A porn whore/dick saying they completed or is going back to school. Or Nick Manning saying he has 2 Master's degree, a six figure job on Wall Street, and his net worth is $1 million yet he decided to leave Wall Street to do porn.
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#245111 - 05/18/07 09:31 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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What's more hilarious? A porn whore/dick saying they completed or is going back to school. Or Nick Manning saying he has 2 Master's degree, a six figure job on Wall Street, and his net worth is $1 million yet he decided to leave Wall Street to do porn.
I'd call it a tie.
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Oddly, his own website bio doesn't mention his wall street career:
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I was born in Chicago, IL. in 1973; I went to College at Illinois Benedictine University; I have Degrees in International Business and Economics; I went to Grad school at Loyola University in Chicago, and achieved a Masters Degree in Human Resource Management.
Then I went to New York, Milan, Paris, London, Johannesburg, and Capetown as my modeling career took off and I became a Supermodel.
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#245113 - 05/18/07 10:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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Shy Love said she is a CPA in California and didn't even know what CPA was an acronym for.
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#245114 - 05/18/07 10:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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--Keri Sable was quitting porn to use her hard-earned money for college. Hell, people were debating if she was Ivy material (no, she wasn't). She never made it to college, and I bet she's hard at work on the overnight shift at McDonald's right now.
lol, no.
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