Sadly, he's more "qualified" to be AG than DHS Secretary. He was the No. 3 in Reagan's DOJ before becoming US Atty SDNY.

By way of contrast, he decided to place his brand-spanking new, multimillion dollar Emergency Command Post inside the WTC. And this was after the first attack. Helluva lot of good it did there.

But Fatty's right: If Der Fuhrer becomes AG, I would strongly suggest that Jeff and all the other producers and directors in the business start looking for real estate across the border in Tijuana. Because what happened to Times Square will only be the "foretaste of a bitter cup" (to use Churchill's phrase) for those of us who enjoy our First Amendment right to smut.If you thought Ashcroft and Gonzalez were bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.