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#244532 - 05/15/07 03:39 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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#244533 - 05/15/07 03:41 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Meh. Sure, one shouldn't ASK for gifts, then again, Lela's not the first porn girl to have a wishlist. She should've been more sly and written, "Since some of you have sent me emails asking what I'd like for my birthday, I figured I'd put a list out."
I've never been ballsy enough to do such, but one year I got plenty of gift certifs in my po box without even asking. I didn't even have a wishlist...just a few fans being sweet. No one stalked me, asked to meet me, nor followed me home in exchange. Harmless.
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#244534 - 05/15/07 03:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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You seriously need to click on some of the shit she's asking for. So much for a card, her wish list starts at $500 and goes over $4,000. Dellusional, gold diging whore!
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#244537 - 05/15/07 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the best part is the shit she wants is indistinguishable from what every self-respecting north-african in paris has in a duffel bag ready to peddle.
it's TOTALLY how a chick from iowa whose mother worked shifts at applebee's would think to waste money.
how to buy luxury goods like a poor person or rapper:
-straight to saks and neiman's(jewelry there?) because people in iowa have heard of them.
-spend only on gucci, lv and fendi because people in iowa have heard on them.
congratulations-you've just bought stuff gypsies and street vendors sell for $50 bucks an item.
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#244538 - 05/15/07 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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This is outstanding. A whore cannot change her spots (there's a Sierra gag in there somewhere). What a great gal. And I'd love to know how many of those losers actually buy her stuff.
Ceara, take this girl under your wing now and show her the correct way to extract bucks from losers.
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#244540 - 05/15/07 04:59 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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I wonder which gift Hyde has decided to pawn his possessions for with the hope of making her top 8 on myspace.
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#244541 - 05/15/07 05:25 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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the best part is the shit she wants is indistinguishable from what every self-respecting north-african in paris has in a duffel bag ready to peddle.
it's TOTALLY how a chick from iowa whose mother worked shifts at applebee's would think to waste money.
how to buy luxury goods like a poor person or rapper:
-straight to saks and neiman's(jewelry there?) because people in iowa have heard of them.
-spend only on gucci, lv and fendi because people in iowa have heard on them.
congratulations-you've just bought stuff gypsies and street vendors sell for $50 bucks an item.
once again the best post i have seen in weeks!
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#244543 - 05/15/07 06:04 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I don't see how this crosses the line? Begging marks for gifts? What do you expect? Like Willie D said " Ya gotta let a hoe be a hoe!"
It's kinda funny to me how Moxie thinks prostitution is an even exchange as oppose to this which "crosses the line." Really? I mean, a hooker has sex with someone she doesnt want to, has to live with that forever, for X amount of dollars that will probably be gone the next day. That doesnt seem very even to me. But they're not my choices so who cares? Whether it's hooker getting underpaid to be a jizz mop or a sad pathetic loser who has nothing better to do but buy things for someone they could never have, it's still two consenting adults doing something that doesnt affect anyone but themselves.
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#244544 - 05/15/07 06:05 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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$800 for a Roberto Coin skull and crossbones necklace? Someone needs to kick Lela right square in the vajayjay.
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#244547 - 05/15/07 07:02 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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That's from her MySpace, right? I got this as a MySpace Bulletin from Casey Parker: Quote:
From: Casey Parker
Date: May 15, 2007 9:17 PM
Subject MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!!!
Body: Hello everyone! I have been getting a lot of messages about where you can send Birthday Presents..here is my adress:
Casey Parker
P.O. Box 3014
Granada Hills, ca
91394
You cant send fed ex...only regular ups
My birthday is May 20th...I'm so stoked! I'm going to be 21!!! Watch out trouble..here I come!
hope you guys are having a great day!
At least she's not demanding anything specific, like North-African swag.
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#244548 - 05/15/07 08:02 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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A while back I pointed out to Lela that she needed to get some professional P.R. Her response was: Quote:
Thanx hun....I asked ******* bout p.r but hes real expensive. Ima talk to ***** ***** and compare the 2 Ill be hireing someone soon for sure tho.Quote:
$4K handbags, but shitty promotion. If thats not porn thinking in a nutshell, I don't know what is.
BTW- Lela hasn't posted on her Myspace in about three months before begging for gifts. Maybe Ceara did hack into her account.
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#244549 - 05/15/07 08:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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A while back I pointed out to Lela that she needed to get some professional P.R. Her response was:
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Thanx hun....I asked ******* bout p.r but hes real expensive. Ima talk to ***** ***** and compare the 2 Ill be hireing someone soon for sure tho.Quote:
$4K handbags, but shitty promotion. If thats not porn thinking in a nutshell, I don't know what is.
BTW- Lela hasn't posted on her Myspace in about three months before begging for gifts. Maybe Ceara did hack into her account.
You did this in person or via myspace?
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#244552 - 05/16/07 06:35 AM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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I don't see how this crosses the line? Begging marks for gifts? What do you expect? Like Willie D said " Ya gotta let a hoe be a hoe!"
It's kinda funny to me how Moxie thinks prostitution is an even exchange as oppose to this which "crosses the line." Really? I mean, a hooker has sex with someone she doesnt want to, has to live with that forever, for X amount of dollars that will probably be gone the next day. That doesnt seem very even to me. But they're not my choices so who cares? Whether it's hooker getting underpaid to be a jizz mop or a sad pathetic loser who has nothing better to do but buy things for someone they could never have, it's still two consenting adults doing something that doesnt affect anyone but themselves.
Because in the case of the hooker, the guy is getting what he wants -- sex. If he is realisitic about it, that is (and knows that its only sex -- not a relationship).
The gifts things take of advantage of naive guys who might be hoping for more attention from Lela, but sadly will not get it. Now maybe a few who send presents are truly selfless -- they don't expect anything in return and are just being generous. Nothing is lost there. I just worry about the guy that may think he can buy his way to Lela's heart (over the internet, that is).
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#244555 - 05/16/07 11:06 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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I just worry about the guy that may think he can buy his way to Lela's heart (over the internet, that is).
You worry about that? Really? That's kind of along the same lines as girls thinking they can fuck their way to stardom. It's stupid, it's naive, but if they looked at what they're doing for what it is, they'd realize how dumb their logistics are. Lela wasnt promising them anything. I think she made herself pretty clear, "It's my birthday, buy me presents." If any guy is delusional enough to not take that for what it is, it's his own problem and we should all laugh at him.
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#244556 - 05/16/07 11:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I just worry about the guy that may think he can buy his way to Lela's heart (over the internet, that is).
You worry about that? Really? That's kind of along the same lines as girls thinking they can fuck their way to stardom. It's stupid, it's naive, but if they looked at what they're doing for what it is, they'd realize how dumb their logistics are. Lela wasnt promising them anything. I think she made herself pretty clear, "It's my birthday, buy me presents." If any guy is delusional enough to not take that for what it is, it's his own problem and we should all laugh at him.
That's a solid point. All of a sudden I can better understand where your site's coming from.
However, the one fatal flaw is actually finding an overly delusional guy, who pays/buys whatever you want, and then decides to track you down and make you his next taxidermy project. Hopefully that doesn't happen, but there are a lot of wacked-out people out there, and most don't care to be laughed at.
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#244558 - 05/16/07 11:46 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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However, the one fatal flaw is actually finding an overly delusional guy, who pays/buys whatever you want, and then decides to track you down and make you his next taxidermy project. Hopefully that doesn't happen, but there are a lot of wacked-out people out there, and most don't care to be laughed at.
That's true, no doubt. But then again, there's all sorts of things people can do to attract weirdos, but they still do them anyway. Like being a porn star, for instance.
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#244561 - 05/16/07 12:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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However, the one fatal flaw is actually finding an overly delusional guy, who pays/buys whatever you want, and then decides to track you down and make you his next taxidermy project. Hopefully that doesn't happen, but there are a lot of wacked-out people out there, and most don't care to be laughed at.
That's true, no doubt. But then again, there's all sorts of things people can do to attract weirdos, but they still do them anyway. Like being a porn star, for instance.
There's harmlessly attracting weirdo's and then there's encouraging them. I think this falls into the second category.
Ceara, I can see where you're coming from here too, I'm sure pornstars attract lots of creepy, dangerous individuals themselves.... I'm sure this carries over to mainstream public figures too, it's not just about porn people.
Although, I think Moxie brings up a very good point... if these guys are buying things for someone that they're fixated on, then there's a good chance that they feel they're owed something in return.
What are the chances of one of these wackos snapping and tracking someone down? Probably very low, but it's still a real risk.
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#244563 - 05/16/07 12:40 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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What are the chances of one of these wackos snapping and tracking someone down? Probably very low, but it's still a real risk.
I'm putting myself in a real and even bigger risk everytime I drive my car, but that doesnt mean I'm going to start walking to school. If Lela thinks a new gucci bag is worth the slim chance she might obtain a stalker, so what? Call her a whore and move on.
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#244564 - 05/16/07 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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What are the chances of one of these wackos snapping and tracking someone down? Probably very low, but it's still a real risk.
I'm putting myself in a real and even bigger risk everytime I drive my car, but that doesnt mean I'm going to start walking to school. If Lela thinks a new gucci bag is worth the slim chance she might obtain a stalker, so what? Call her a whore and move on.
i love how ceara is desperately defending whorism.
dood, don't take it personal. nobody is messing with your marks. keep on husslin' baby. hell, get me somethin' too.
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#244567 - 05/16/07 01:08 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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i love how ceara is desperately defending whorism.
dood, don't take it personal. nobody is messing with your marks. keep on husslin' baby. hell, get me somethin' too.
It's been a while since I've taken anything on xpt personally. I'm just bored. Also I think whorism should be defended sometimes. I mean, it's the reason we all post here, right?
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Yeah, what he said. I'm not getting on what you do hun, you have a whole domination/humiliation concept going on here, that's openly explained on your site. Mad props to you for that, you're doing your thing.
Lela, on the other hand, is begging for presents from strangers which is pretty lame-o.
Dude, you guys, I don't think you're ragging on me for what I do. And if you are I don't really care. If everyone thought Lela was simply "lame" for her bulletin, I wouldnt be arguing anything, y'know?
Edited by Ceara Lynch (05/16/07 01:16 PM)
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#244568 - 05/16/07 01:08 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hey, to each their own... but while she's in the business of begging, she might as well just sit on the sidewalk with a sign, and collect change all day.
It's about time for this:
Everyone has to differentiate themselves in the marketplace.
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#244570 - 05/16/07 01:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I really need to improve my photoshop skills. I think I'll ask phlogiston for some pointers.
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#244571 - 05/16/07 01:16 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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heh just these are the types of people that will buy lela her "gifts"
...is it just me or does this guy kinda look like al from home improvment
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#244574 - 05/16/07 02:25 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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What Lela is doing is not whoring, its worse. At least a whore engages in bargained for exchange. Everybody gets something. Even Cearra sends her used panties or shit. She humiliates her customers which is exactly what they want. There is no such thing as a selfless act. When people give you something they expect something back in return.
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#244576 - 05/16/07 03:00 PM
Re: This Crosses The Line
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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What Lela is doing is not whoring, its worse. At least a whore engages in bargained for exchange. Everybody gets something. Even Cearra sends her used panties or shit. She humiliates her customers which is exactly what they want. There is no such thing as a selfless act. When people give you something they expect something back in return.
And when nothing is promised in return, they're truly stupid for thinking that. It's her birthday, Moxie. You don't return favors for birthday presents. That's silly. And besides, who's to say any fan who sends her something doesnt already feel like they've engaged in an even exchange after watching her fuck on film?
Last month some guy sent me a $150 amazon giftcard. Never emailed me and I havn't heard from in since. It's not uncommon.
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#244578 - 05/16/07 05:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Holy fucking Christ, could someone make this more reader friendly instead of scrolling a 1/2-fucking-mile to read each line?
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