I just think it would be fucking fitting; if after one of these fine young men carry out their mission and cross over to the after life..............They find out those eighty virgins are all male.
It's an often-overlooked typo in the Quran. In all actuality it's not eighty virgins, it is eighty-year-old virgins. 
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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.