Sometimes on XPT, people exaggerate, embellish, or just plain make up unflattering stuff about people they don't like.

Sometimes, they don't need to...and Sportswami definitely falls into the latter category.

As the saying goes: It's funny because it's true.

If I was Pornlaw, I think I would be calling around all the agencies and offering them a sweet deal on bulk filings of restraining orders. It would sure make Sportswami's AEE experience fun.