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#244206 - 05/14/07 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't understand. Does this mean Kurt works part time in a music store?
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#244207 - 06/11/07 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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COME TO KURT LOCKWOOD'S PORNO BIRTHDAY BLOW-OUT- PORNOPALOOZA 3!!! Lots of porn stars, lots of fun!!
Wassup, Myspace Friends!
WHO: You are invited!
WHAT: To my 3rd Annual PORNOPALOOZA!
LA Weekly presents:
Rock N Roll Bingo
with a special adult's only night featuring Adult Film Stars:
Kurt Lockwood and Venus
with a special performance by Kurt Lockwood's band, "Porn City Punx" following
charity bingo
$5 a bingo card, 18 and over
sponsors: LA Weekly, Erotica LA, Amoeba, Shocking Moon, Teen Bully
Couture, Sin For Sale
WHEN: Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:30-10:30pm Bingo and 10:30 sharp performance by
Kurt Lockwood's band, PORN CITY PUNX (PCP)!!!
WHERE: Crane's Hollywood Tavern 1611 N. El Centro, Hollywood, CA 90028 (in between
Hollywood and Selma)
WHY: Benefiting AIM's "Life After Porn" scholarship program, celebrating KURT
LOCKWOOD's BIRTHDAY!!
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#244208 - 06/11/07 06:49 PM
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RENFIELD...
You ever consider grabbing a hot soldering iron and rubbing it around your face till you looked better?
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#244210 - 06/14/07 06:11 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
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COME TO KURT LOCKWOOD'S PORNO BIRTHDAY BLOW-OUT- PORNOPALOOZA 3!!! Lots of porn stars, lots of fun!!
Wassup, Myspace Friends!
WHO: You are invited!
WHAT: To my 3rd Annual PORNOPALOOZA!
LA Weekly presents:
Rock N Roll Bingo
with a special adult's only night featuring Adult Film Stars:
Kurt Lockwood and Venus
with a special performance by Kurt Lockwood's band, "Porn City Punx" following
charity bingo
$5 a bingo card, 18 and over
sponsors: LA Weekly, Erotica LA, Amoeba, Shocking Moon, Teen Bully
Couture, Sin For Sale
WHEN: Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:30-10:30pm Bingo and 10:30 sharp performance by
Kurt Lockwood's band, PORN CITY PUNX (PCP)!!!
WHERE: Crane's Hollywood Tavern 1611 N. El Centro, Hollywood, CA 90028 (in between
Hollywood and Selma)
WHY: Benefiting AIM's "Life After Porn" scholarship program, celebrating KURT
LOCKWOOD's BIRTHDAY!!
I just lost a lot of respect for Lockwood on this one. BINGO AND ROCK DO NOT MIX I thought he was a hell of lot more hardcore then that. The man is a talented musician but this is just a let down. I would be crying over this, if I wasn't' so fucking bad ass.
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#244212 - 06/14/07 07:35 AM
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I just lost a lot of respect for Lockwood on this one. BINGO AND ROCK DO NOT MIX I thought he was a hell of lot more hardcore then that. The man is a talented musician but this is just a let down. I would be crying over this, if I wasn't' so fucking bad ass.
Just for future reference, nothing Lackwood does should be deemed "hardcore". Also, the man has zero talent outside of being a stuntcock who likes fingers/strap-ons in his ass.
And you're not "Bad Ass," Trevor. Perhaps if you didn't try so hard.
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#244213 - 06/14/07 08:09 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/25/07
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And you're not "Bad Ass," Trevor. Perhaps if you didn't try so hard.
Quit fucking calling me Trevor asshole that is not me. I do not have to try, I just am. Don't you have a dick to be sucking homo. You know thats how you pay your bills. You better watch the fuck out because my hardcoreness will manifest itself and creep up behind you and kick you in the nuts just because it can motherfucker. Rock on mother fucker rock on 
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#244215 - 06/14/07 08:26 AM
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Trevor, I make more in a month than you have in your entire life. But considering the fact that you're about twelve or thirteen years old, that's not a major accomplishment.
To you, this all may be shits and giggles, but the fact is that the owner of this board, Jeff Stewart, could get in (more) trouble if you, as a minor, were permitted to continue posting. Why don't you do everybody a favor, Trevor, and bow out gracefully? You seem like a decent enough kid.
Oh and by the way Trevor, "hardcoreness " is not a word.
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#244216 - 06/14/07 08:30 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Trevor, I make more in a month than you have in your entire life. But considering the fact that you're about twelve or thirteen years old, that's not a major accomplishment.
To you, this all may be shits and giggles, but the fact is that the owner of this board, Jeff Stewart, could get in (more) trouble if you, as a minor, were permitted to continue posting. Why don't you do everybody a favor, Trevor, and bow out gracefully? You seem like a decent enough kid.
Oh and by the way Trevor, "hardcoreness " is not a word.
Jim- Not trying to nit-pick dude, but it's "Steward".
MisterFister- So you have no music, no MySpace, no website, and no bass player. How can you still call yourself a band?
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#244217 - 06/14/07 08:32 AM
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#244218 - 06/14/07 08:58 AM
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Jim- Not trying to nit-pick dude, but it's "Steward".
And so it is. Sorry, Jeff. I was on the phone with the mother of a client as I was typing.
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Fuck You asshole I am not a minor I can provide proof of age too
Trevor, it's funny you should say that because you sound exactly like guys I knew in School who would get turned away by the bouncers because their Fake IDs weren't good enough to get into the bars. That was Twenty-plus yeaqrs ago.
Listen, kid. you've had a good laugh, but now it's time for you to give it up and get back to your summer school studies. Next time, try less Graemlins, less insistance on how much you "Rock," and fewer declarations of your "Hardcoreness." Then you might be believable.
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#244220 - 06/14/07 09:48 AM
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GiGi, if it wasn't something I'd already told her twenty times, she'd have had my undivided attention. But there's only so many times I can tell her "I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but Appeals aren't decided in a day. We submit the briefs, make oral arguements and then the Judges make their decision in six-to-eight weeks. I know you believe Tyrone is innocent, but the fact is he was convicted of Manslaughter and the law says he has to sit in prison while his appeal is decided. Besides, his Trial Attorney got him off on the Murder charges, so he's ahead of the game."
She's a nice lady but I must tell her the same thing at least once a week. And this is not what we usually do. The criminal work is part of our Pro Bono program. Not that she should be treated any differently than our paying clients. Just that if she didn't get it the first nineteen times, well...
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#244221 - 06/14/07 01:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#244222 - 06/14/07 02:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/07
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Loc: Skid Row, LA
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Wow, I bet you its all text, and no real byte. I love it when kids lose it. 
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#244224 - 06/14/07 06:00 PM
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Dude, you need to have a beer and chill, man. First it's Peeter, then it's me, next it will be somebody else. Maybe Handful? Reged 5/08. 213 Posts. Or maybe Moxie? He's a New Yorker like your man, same as me. Tell you what, I'll start posting in l337 so you can accuse me of being Lou Cypher (He Pwns, BTW.) Would that make you happy? Have a beer and relax, man. Cheers. 
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#244225 - 06/14/07 06:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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I really can't enjoy a drink right now. I'm too busy billing my client Ingvar Kamprad 10g's/min as a consultant. I'm on the phone this very second. PM me your address I'll have him send you one of those cool rattan alseda stools.
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#244226 - 06/14/07 06:30 PM
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A consultant? I guess that makes you Fuckwhore, huh?  Well Dude, at least you've got a sense of humor. But there's always time for a drink. I find it makes the workday bearable. Maybe next time. Oh, and I hate Rattan. My Brownstone is pretty well furnished in any event. Any of your clients deal in appliances? The beer 'fridge in the basement is a relic from the Kennedy Administration. I've been meaning to have it replaced, but, truth be told, I've just been lazy. Thanks, and cheers.
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Raoul, you lying faggot. We all know you don't make a lot of money so quit the act. And don't give me this "I'm not Raoul!" shit. Reged: 05/09/07 + Posts: 219 = Insomniac with no job living with Mom, better known as Raoul
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