Wankus, we know you're hurting. We know you feel like you've been kicked in the ass by your friends.

We'd like to help.

You haven't posted here since 2003 probably because you were busy on the KSEX forum. I guess you no longer have that option. XPT is waiting for you. We'll hear your story and will flame you in the way you'd expect. Our mocking will all be done to your face.

So what do you say, Wankus? Want to share with the group and get anything off your chest?

Wow Conky, what a magnanimous gesture. Wankus would be a fool not to accept such a generous offer.