this is fucking awesome, can this be a thread listing all the problem drinkers, fwiw i woke up yesterday a 6 am, i have no roommate so thats a headstart, had a glass of wine, went to a casino ate pancakes and sausage, came home watched smokin aces' mehhh, drank more passed out, woke up around 1 pm, talked to my mom read her the mothers day card i bought but didnt mail, realized i was out of wine, reassessed my life, bet the dodgers run line +125 profited, had girlfriend come over bring me food and vodka, had sex ate a sandwich, watched the de la hoya replay in hd, bet manchester united under before i passed out, woke up girlfriend was gone thankfully, thought about having a beer at 8 am, held off till 9 15,when i won my soccer bet, so in conclusion i had finals 3 days ago and now am completely falling apart.


the pissing yourself thing thats to bad, but weve all woken up on the floor at one time or another, i hope your not to lonely and you should take care of yourself getting pancreatitis sucks i heard.

and if this was a sophisticated attempt at levelling, then well played.