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#24390 - 05/05/04 09:04 AM It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
What has been happening is just awful and I offer my sincere condolences to all who have been affected. It is just mindboggling. I cannot conceive of it. How did we get to this place? My god! I feel so bad for the girls, but in fairness they must share a good deal of the blame....because....because....





....THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN!!! OH MY GOD!!! IN "GAG FACTOR" THESE WOMEN VOLUNTARILY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN!!!! THEN TERRIBLE MEN FUCK THEIR HEADS!!! JESUS H. CHRIST!!!! THESE WOMEN DO IT BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S MORE DEGRADING THAT WAY!!! BECAUSE WHEN THEIR HEADES ARE UPSIDEDOWN IT CAUSE THE SPIT, PHLEGM, AND VOMIT THAT THEIR MOUTHS SPEW BECAUSE OF THE FACEFUCKING TO OBLITERATE THEIR FACIAL FEATURES AND IT GETS IN THEIR HAIR AND NOSE MAKING IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEM TO BREATHE!!!! THIS IS VIDEOTAPED AND SOLD TO SCUM LIKE ME TO MASTURBATE TO!!!! AND I DO!!! OH MY GOD, I DO!!! IT'S TERRIBLE!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT!!! THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Thanks,
simp

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#24391 - 05/05/04 09:14 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Frankie5Angels Offline
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Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
Isn't well known that a performer can breathe better in the upside down head position? or is it a myth?

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#24392 - 05/05/04 09:17 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
It's always makes my day to hear from the simp.

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#24393 - 05/05/04 09:19 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT!!! THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!





that's precisely what makes it strokeable.
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#24394 - 05/05/04 11:56 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
its a myth, the air gets cut off so much faster upside down. I can take a lot more the other way

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#24395 - 05/05/04 11:59 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Frankie5Angels Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
Quote:

its a myth, the air gets cut off so much faster upside down. I can take a lot more the other way




Thanks for clearing that up Kami, and might I say what a beautiful ass you have.
That said upside down head position still produces some of the best sound effects that a bj can offer.

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#24396 - 05/05/04 12:39 PM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
I highly agree,Simp,for despite what's tragically occurring right now,we all have to keep our heads really high,since nothing can stop porn(and the upcoming Erotica L.A.) from continuous going on and on...

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#24397 - 05/05/04 04:22 PM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Mark Savage Offline
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Registered: 03/06/04
Posts: 13
LOL! Welcome back, simp!

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#24398 - 05/06/04 09:11 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
Dear Kami,
I have visited your website. You are very cute and have a nice round ass. I was wondering, what are the odds that I can come out to LA, get you on your hands and knees, grab a fistful of your hair, and bang you REALLY HARD from behind? I would just love to look down and watch those fantastic ass cheeks jiggling with each feverish thrust. I hope I am not speaking out of turn. If it helps, I'd like to put it in the context of your work in that it will all be filmed. It could be a whole new thing. I would be ridiculed with pre and post-sex interviews. I doubt the actual sex would lasr all that long because I'll probably be so excited that I'll cum all over your beautiful ass cheeks before I can slip it in. Afterwards, as I'm coming down off my endorphin high, the unforgiving eye of the camera will capture the waves of regret pass over my face. "I shouldn't have done this," I'll say "It's going to fuck up my life back home. Oh, man..." Then I'll leave all bummed out, asking if it's possible they don't put out the scene. Of course they will, and I'll lose my job and my family and my standing in my community will be ashambles. In the supermarket women will hug their children tightly and walk them quickly away from me. They saw that video. They saw me mount you, my eyes glazed and frenzied, saying "OOOooOh Yeah LOOK AT THAT ASS! Oh fuck! YEAH BABY! I'm, gonna fuck YOU really hard, YOU HOT BITCH, AnD YouR GoNNA LIKE IT!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!!..." etc. etc. I am well liked in my community. I will be shunned. Perhaps JM will send a crew to my hometown to capture the resulting wreckage of my life for supplemental materials on the DVD. Heck, maybe I'll commit suicide and JM can film the funeral. It'll be a sensational piece of cinema. The full arc.
In any case, I love your beautiful ass and I'd love to bang you really hard from behind.

Love,
simp



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#24399 - 05/06/04 09:18 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742

sometimes when I spell check my post dissapears

anyways sure. but I want to be on the cover of the "Simp" story when we shoot the documentary that will surly be a top seller

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#24400 - 05/06/04 09:20 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#24401 - 05/07/04 06:15 AM Re: It is terrible, what's happening in porn.
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I am well liked in my community. I will be shunned. Perhaps JM will send a crew to my hometown to capture the resulting wreckage of my life for supplemental materials on the DVD. Heck, maybe I'll commit suicide and JM can film the funeral. It'll be a sensational piece of cinema. The full arc.









I would be happy to help in away possable.Let it be known that at JM Productions we are givers.
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