Dear Kami,
I have visited your website. You are very cute and have a nice round ass. I was wondering, what are the odds that I can come out to LA, get you on your hands and knees, grab a fistful of your hair, and bang you REALLY HARD from behind? I would just love to look down and watch those fantastic ass cheeks jiggling with each feverish thrust. I hope I am not speaking out of turn. If it helps, I'd like to put it in the context of your work in that it will all be filmed. It could be a whole new thing. I would be ridiculed with pre and post-sex interviews. I doubt the actual sex would lasr all that long because I'll probably be so excited that I'll cum all over your beautiful ass cheeks before I can slip it in. Afterwards, as I'm coming down off my endorphin high, the unforgiving eye of the camera will capture the waves of regret pass over my face. "I shouldn't have done this," I'll say "It's going to fuck up my life back home. Oh, man..." Then I'll leave all bummed out, asking if it's possible they don't put out the scene. Of course they will, and I'll lose my job and my family and my standing in my community will be ashambles. In the supermarket women will hug their children tightly and walk them quickly away from me. They saw that video. They saw me mount you, my eyes glazed and frenzied, saying "OOOooOh Yeah LOOK AT THAT ASS! Oh fuck! YEAH BABY! I'm, gonna fuck YOU really hard, YOU HOT BITCH, AnD YouR GoNNA LIKE IT!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!!..." etc. etc. I am well liked in my community. I will be shunned. Perhaps JM will send a crew to my hometown to capture the resulting wreckage of my life for supplemental materials on the DVD. Heck, maybe I'll commit suicide and JM can film the funeral. It'll be a sensational piece of cinema. The full arc.
In any case, I love your beautiful ass and I'd love to bang you really hard from behind.

Love,
simp