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#243972 - 05/12/07 05:45 PM Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
May 13th Gian Jergens gets another year younger. XPTs Fashion Maven and arbiter of chic celebrates another year and thanks her lucky stars she went to work for AVN instead of KSEX.

Happy birthday Gia!

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#243973 - 05/12/07 05:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I shall stroke tonight in celebration.
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#243974 - 05/12/07 05:54 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Many Happy Returns, Gia!

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#243975 - 05/12/07 05:56 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Happy birthday Miss

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#243976 - 05/12/07 05:57 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
For your Birthday, you can have me.

Have a good one.
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Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.

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#243977 - 05/12/07 06:09 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Even though I have this weird feeling that you don't like me, I shall wish you a "Happy Birthday" also.

Happy Birthday!

Go do something enjoyable.
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#243978 - 05/12/07 06:17 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Even though I have this weird feeling that you don't like me, I shall wish you a "Happy Birthday" also.




I'll second that.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#243979 - 05/12/07 06:23 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Birthday Girl, hot off the presses.



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#243980 - 05/12/07 06:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Okay, I'll be back in a little while.



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#243981 - 05/12/07 06:56 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Happy B-Day, Baby G!

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#243982 - 05/12/07 07:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Happy Birthday Gia.
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#243983 - 05/12/07 07:16 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
have a glamorous birthday
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#243984 - 05/12/07 10:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
MF'ing w00t!

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#243985 - 05/12/07 10:42 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Happy Birthday Baby G!

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#243986 - 05/13/07 12:20 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Happy Birthday Gia!

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#243987 - 05/13/07 12:35 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
happy birthday!


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#243988 - 05/13/07 12:40 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Happy birthday Gia!
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#243989 - 05/13/07 03:11 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I'm sending you warm thoughts on this special day. You are a jolly good fellow. Nobody can deny that.

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"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

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#243990 - 05/13/07 07:16 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
I guess this makes it time for my annunal "Gia Jordan" Memorial DVD Compilation. This year's scenes (if you'd like to make your own or simply join me in celebration) are:

Big Wet Asses 7 - Elegant Angel - (dir. William H.) w/Billy Glide
Swallow My Pride 9 - Red Light District - (dir. David Luger) w/Mark Wood
Tough Love 6 - JM Productions - (dir. Jim Powers) w/Alex Sanders
Service Animals 20 - Evil Angel - (dir. Joey Silvera) w/Buster Good, Trent Soluri & Chris Charming
She Bangs - Red Light District - (dir. James Avalon) w/Erik Everhard, John Strong & Steve Holmes

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#243991 - 05/13/07 07:51 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Gia's good people. Have a great birthday wherever you are G.
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#243992 - 05/13/07 11:42 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
In apparent commemoration of Gia's birthday, Windsock sent me this little gem.

About the G. Jordan's image. You are never to use it again. End of discussion. I also don't want you viewing any pornogarphy featuring her. Nor are you to think about her in an inappropriate way.Has your name always been spelled that way? I thought it was just "NiteLiun".


Sincerely,
Travis
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."

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#243993 - 05/13/07 12:41 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Windsock has spoken
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#243994 - 05/13/07 02:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
hb, gj.

werd.
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#243995 - 05/13/07 02:22 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

hb, gj.

werd.




Reason number one why Mon* could never pose as The Fatman.
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#243996 - 05/13/07 03:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
SassySorrelFilly Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
Have a great birthday, Gia!

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#243997 - 05/13/07 03:54 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
happy birthday gia.
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#243998 - 05/13/07 03:54 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
Happy Birthday GIA!
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I fucking hate you.-Jeff Steward

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#243999 - 05/13/07 06:54 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Much appreciation to this thread and all of you. Your humble narrator is partying with friends tonight and opening presents...fuck yeah.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#244000 - 05/13/07 07:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Happy B Day Gia. Hope its a good one!
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Pariah

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#244001 - 05/13/07 07:36 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock

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#244002 - 05/13/07 10:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Gia's birthday is the day after my gf's.
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#244003 - 05/14/07 08:24 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

Much appreciation to this thread and all of you. Your humble narrator is partying with friends tonight and opening presents...fuck yeah.




Gia I hope at least one of your friends is black. Show the brothers some love baby! Happy Birthday!

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#244004 - 05/14/07 09:26 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Have fun.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#244005 - 05/14/07 09:59 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Better late than never....Hope you had a great day.
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#244006 - 05/15/07 12:28 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I felt compelled




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#244007 - 05/16/07 01:22 AM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I need an addy to send this hot pink "chariot" that finally showed up at my unofficial office at the beer factory...just pay no attention to the diamond embroidery that says "Hailey Young" all sparkly like...

Hey, it's the thought that cunts, I mean counts right?

Da burglar wishes you a wonderful birthday, and gives the only gift he really truly cherishes and values, his opinion, and I mean this when I say that if I ever was going to blow a wad or three on a Pornstar to play "nurse" with, it probably would have been you...I now refer all my crippled friends withmeans to your website. Brush up on your nursing skills, you might strike it rich in the process...
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#244008 - 05/16/07 02:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Happy Belated Birthday!



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"Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box". - Gia Jordan

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#244009 - 05/16/07 09:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday Baby Gia Jordan
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Better late than never...





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