For your dead and/or missing homiez.

Toelicker - everybody's favorite white horse riding, uhhhhhh . . . . toelicker?

XXXbitionist - down-ass sister working in public education who loved getting her freak on and sharing with us.

Cassandra - precocious and dyspeptic porn aficianado with a bad case of the ex.

2Cums - lost to the joys of marriage, apparently. How's that workin' out?

Coochie - apparently law school is too important to keep the guy from putting "whores in their places". We empathize.

Pericles - resident Sinophile goes to Harbin, suffers from Chinese imcompetence through chemical spills into rivers, moves to ROK and vanishes from the X.

Bishop - Brother, I know you're in a better place now. It's not Raytown, Missouri is it?

Monkey - Fucking whatever.

Arab - Adonai!

Feel free to eulogize and expound, it's ok to cry.