For your dead and/or missing homiez.
Toelicker - everybody's favorite white horse riding, uhhhhhh . . . . toelicker?
XXXbitionist - down-ass sister working in public education who loved getting her freak on and sharing with us.
Cassandra - precocious and dyspeptic porn aficianado with a bad case of the ex.
2Cums - lost to the joys of marriage, apparently. How's that workin' out?
Coochie - apparently law school is too important to keep the guy from putting "whores in their places". We empathize.
Pericles - resident Sinophile goes to Harbin, suffers from Chinese imcompetence through chemical spills into rivers, moves to ROK and vanishes from the X.
Bishop - Brother, I know you're in a better place now. It's not Raytown, Missouri is it?
Monkey - Fucking whatever.
Arab - Adonai!
Feel free to eulogize and expound, it's ok to cry.