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What national security? Their country is an island smaller than Connecticut. Their military couldn't stop an invasion by a Renaissance Fair troop. It is a military so insignificant that even France isn't afraid of it.



Cyprus has only been conflict-free for the last 10 years. There was a civil war between the Greek and Turkish populations of the island.

Anyway, my friend's vibrator went off in her backpack at the airport in Tel Aviv. She laughed, but the Israelis, for what reason I can't imagine, were not amused.