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The second big move was the release of long time Program Director/ part owner Wayne "Wankus" Lewis.



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In the meantime, Lorraniac has been named new acting program director over at KSEX Radio.



They promoted the Cousin Fucker and terminated Wankus. I repeat: They promoted the Cousin Fucker and terminated Wankus. One more time, just to make sure the full hilariousness of this is felt: They promoted the Cousin Fucker and terminated Wankus.

My God, that's a level of rock bottom few can ever say they looked up from. That's gotta sting like a sonofabitch.

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All the DJ’s are expected to stay on board



NEW PROGRAM MANANGER JOE BRANDI TO HIS BUSINEES ASSOCIATES: "I see the problem; it isn't that donut puncher Jason Sechrest, or hatchet-faced Lynn Lemay, or even that guy who's dicking down his cousin -- no, they're all winners. I want them on my team. No, the problem is that one right there. No, not Jew Hefner. The one with his arm around that really manish white chick. The one with the perpetually distorted face. Yeah, that's right, Wankus. Thanks, I couldn't remember his name. He has to go. Like yesterday. Let's do this fast so we can clear out the stink of failure that permeates these halls once and for all."
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