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#243604 - 05/10/07 05:17 PM Something for you to read
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html

edit - link fixed


Edited by King. (05/10/07 05:43 PM)
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#243605 - 05/10/07 05:40 PM Re: Something for you to read
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Try using a different nic next time. Something different/ unrelated to your porn name.
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#243606 - 05/10/07 05:44 PM Re: Something for you to read
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

[image]http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html[/image]




Mia, hi it's me Darth. We've worked together many times although you aren't aware of my secret identity. Can you please go over to "the cage" and post in some of my threads to further support my status of "Porn Insider"?

Please feel free to ask me any personal questions about yourself as you and I have had extensive discussions.
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#243607 - 05/10/07 05:45 PM Re: Something for you to read
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Try using a different nic next time. Something different/ unrelated to your porn name.




edit - never mind, i pretend i'm stupid


Edited by King. (05/10/07 05:47 PM)
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#243608 - 05/10/07 06:00 PM Re: Something for you to read
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

[image]http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html[/image]



Please feel free to ask me any personal questions about yourself as you and I have had extensive discussions.




Extensive discussions on set =

"Hey, can you hand me that lube."
"Don't worry it happens to lotsa guys."
"How long ago did you take the blue pill?"
"Stop molesting me in the make-up chair."
"You rode your bike here?"
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#243609 - 05/10/07 06:12 PM Re: Something for you to read
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Sex is such a huge part of life. And sharing that with people took alot of balls.





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#243610 - 05/10/07 08:36 PM Re: Something for you to read
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

[image]http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html[/image]



Please feel free to ask me any personal questions about yourself as you and I have had extensive discussions.




Extensive discussions on set =

"Hey, can you hand me that lube."
"Don't worry it happens to lotsa guys."
"How long ago did you take the blue pill?"
"Stop molesting me in the make-up chair."
"You rode your bike here?"





Ahahahahaha... Oh Gia, you kill me.
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#243611 - 05/10/07 11:41 PM Re: Something for you to read
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html

edit - link fixed




"I respect the fact that she said "a few" and not all from xpt. This acknowledgment is why you should stick around mia!
Keep posting here, dammit!
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#243612 - 05/11/07 02:29 AM Re: Something for you to read
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
We love you Muffin!!

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#243613 - 05/11/07 03:41 AM Re: Something for you to read
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Mia, just because a bunch of punks whose parents coughed up for 350zs give you trouble, don't take it to heart.

Those children would be honored to jerk off in the shadow of your ass, and you know it.
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#243614 - 05/11/07 07:49 AM Re: Something for you to read
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Did you really think that you are a fucking celebrity?????? Going on a non-porn related website and trying to give advice to others.

Wow you must be really full of yourself to think you are accepted like Jenna Jameson or Tera. Remember one thing, a whore is a whore no matter where she goes.

Quote:

This is a forum I went to to talk about my car with others. Shortly after I was asked to respond to questions in a thread. It turned. I'm done responding to it. Its just men jacking off with their left hand and talking shit with the right. Much like a few from XPT.

None the less, its something for you guys to read.

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930-ask-pr0nstar.html

edit - link fixed



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#243615 - 05/11/07 08:26 AM Re: Something for you to read
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Woah Woah easy tiger...When did Mia Compare herself to Jenna Or Tera. I believe she just said she was going to talk about her car. No where did she say that she was some big celebrity. She just said she was going to respond to questions she never said anything about giving advice lol anyway mia its a good read thanks.......Did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning fuckwhore....

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#243616 - 05/11/07 09:40 AM Re: Something for you to read
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Did you really think that you are a fucking celebrity?????? Going on a non-porn related website and trying to give advice to others.

Wow you must be really full of yourself to think you are accepted like Jenna Jameson or Tera. Remember one thing, a whore is a whore no matter where she goes.





aww let the girl be.

BTW there are some choice quotes in there...

Quote:


I never claimed to be smart or able to spell.... I know I cant. Thats why I'm in porn. :: rolls eyes :: yea, my mom is proud.





LOL

Quote:

As for the funnest thing.... The "hottest girl in porn" at the time, was on set with me, for a 8 girl 3 guy scene called outnumbered, I dont do chicks but I hated her, for thinking she had the highest rate, so I took a strap on, and strated F*cking her. Well, I tired, I sucked REALLY bad at it, so I stood up and pulled her hair, and slipped, half of her extentions came out and I was flat on my back wearing a black strap on.




i remember mia telling me this story....rule #1. if you are on set don't let her think you are coming up on more loot lest you get violated.



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Luck. Who you know and what you know when you get into porn. Sasha Grey, she is 18 and had a brain. Which 99.6 % of porn girls lack. Her first movie was Fashionistas 2 for Evil Angel. Smart move. Most people start with MattsModels.com and BS like that. Sasha might have a name now, but sadely, every company will have shot her in two movies or more and not want her, nor need her... She wont be in demand come next June. So, I guess she has brains on how to get in, but not how to stay in.




brutal!

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Your stardom comes from how many times people see your name with other well known names.... EX. Jessica Jaymes was HUSTLERS first contract girl. woppee.... Was on HOWARD STREN 3 times.... "Thats actually really good" shes hot..... But honestly? A star? : /







Quote:

Ever **** an asian guy?
A.) Yes.... 4 of them. No, not at the same time.





good one

Quote:

I hate taking breaks. I like to shoot straight through. the last time a director casted me and a lazy guy " Hershal Savage, whom is ****ing old" ew, I got up in the middle of the scene and kicked him in the chest and said " I don't **** lazy men" If ur gonna be in porn, at least like ****ing... even if its just a lil bit.





oh damn.

Quote:

Are your tubes tied?
A.) No. But I do believe I am serial to be honest with you. But I am on birst control just in case.







Quote:


As far as Anal goes, I ONLY do anal for one company. By choice, and is a smart move on my part. I do all my anal vid for Evil Angel, and I make $3000 a scene. thats 1 hour. I am the second highest paid porn star for anal.





who is the first? p.s. let's go out for lunch. and you are buying.



Quote:


Stars.... Brandon Boyd of incubus, a few NFL guy. Ones from the cherokees, one from the Ravens? And one of the backstreet boys...HAHA! "back door boys" No we didnt do anal.






Quote:

AVN awards, is all politics. Whos good side you were on at what time. Sasha might have a ton of fans and ALOT of movies..... But Fans dont vote for the AVN awards.... Alektra Blue is now engaged to one of the most powerful directors / Company owners in the biz.... Jenna Persely, great preformer.... Naomi push out a SHIT TON of scenes this year and is well known for her large ass... " she has a spine disorder, curves her back" I forget whats it called.. but she takes it like a pro. Amy Reid, " I mentioned her before hottest ever, but dead fish" Gianna Lynn, Ms. Mayleen, Candy Manson... All have been in for a long time and are great preformers.... The reason I am noticed with this girls is becuase I have a sister in the biz too... Ava Rose contraced by Adam and Eve...





she has a spine disorder? didn't know that...
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#243617 - 05/11/07 09:41 AM Re: Something for you to read
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
more mia goodness:


Quote:

har har ok ok, I bumped this thread... so? Am I fired? yes... I think yes.




she bumps her own threads over there, too. LOL

Quote:

The Bunny Ranch... So when I lived in Carson City.... I used to party out there like every weekend. "no sex at all" All my love to Dennis Hof, but the place is a bunch of trailers parked together... Um, not to mention, I f*ck who I want in pron... Some of the guys who go there... I would rather be living in my car eating my own leg than bone down with them. I have not considered. Nor will I. cheers




LOL "eat my own leg"

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Teagan gets a -10 points from me.Jules just put out a movie with a scene he shot her in like when she first came in. And say on it just so he could realse it in a movie that happens to have me in it. I was ashamed to even see my name mentioned next to hers. Its called Slut Puppies 2.







Quote:

lmao. Well, If you want a signed pic, send to ... f you would like a signed autograph of yours truly, please send a stamped addressed envelope to the following address:

Mia Rose Autograph
15836 Condor Ridge Road
Santa Clarita, CA 91387
US


For anything else you want me to sign, just the item and a way to send it back to you. : ) I will be selling used underwear soon. FOX mag is out now, I am a editor for the mag, we are giving away Lions fav star annete S. <~ sp? rite now.




i bet that mail box is packed....

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Its cool. Its not my home adress... I'm stupid, but not that stupid






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#243618 - 05/11/07 09:47 AM Re: Something for you to read
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:



Are your tubes tied?
A.) No. But I do believe I am serial to be honest with you. But I am on birst control just in case.[/quote
Quote:





i think she meant to type "i believe i am sterile..."
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#243619 - 05/11/07 10:03 AM Re: Something for you to read
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Wow.... I mean really. Its extreamly sad to see people this closed minded. I'm not sure if I want to stop posting, or continue to stand up for me and my dirty lifestyle. But, I look at it this way. I feel sorry for ignorant kids that look down on me. While you dream of my lifestyle, I live it. You watch me in porn, you watch me on the E channel at the worlds best parties, hear me on Howard Stern and Adam corolla, and wish that you somehow could live like that.

I wasn't tryin to be a stuck up snob, but f*ck if you wanna brag about being a fake architect at 18... Let me brag about, being a 19 year old wh*re, living in a 2000 sq ft house in a gated community, having a 350z brand new with my name in the title. Parting at the playboy mansion whenever the f*ck I want, traveling around the world for vacation and work. <~ yes being a wh*re. Costa Rica, Japan, German, Spain.... so on. Riding horses on the beach of south Mexico. Being in documentary's about me. Flying in private jets to Vegas to spend a weekend in Sin city. And still have a shit ton of money in the bank. In my cell phone are the numbers of anyone from Anthony Hopkins to Dennis Hof, to Dr. 90210. I'm 19.... You still have some time to catch up.

I have sex on camera for money. You were taught growing up that it was wrong. You think its shameful, and dirty. Thats fine. But keep it to your self. Cause all your doing is showing how much of a sheep you are. Millions of people are like you. That do the "normal thing" go to school, become a mail man, or a ****ing firefighter. When I am hundreds of others have discovered sex is not wrong, being out of the norm is not wrong. Whats wrong is getting married, having sex twice, "once on your wedding night, once to get your wife pregnant" and then doing what everyone else does and whats right. I live once. As do you, but what makes us different is, I am living, and I am f*cking happy... literally. My life has never been better than now with my sin filled life.

So.... Keep criticizing me with your left hand on the keyboard, and keep jacking off with your right.

Have fun barely living like the rest of the sheep.
I'll save you a seat in hell for being a judgmental a**hole.




that is gold.

EDIT TO ADD: damn, that thread got ugly in the end...poor mia. should have posted more pix...
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#243620 - 05/11/07 10:08 AM Re: Something for you to read
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
wow...mia... that was absolutly wonderful
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#243621 - 05/11/07 10:11 AM Re: Something for you to read
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Yeah Mia, you fucking tell 'em! Way to stand up for yourself.

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#243622 - 05/11/07 10:29 AM Re: Something for you to read
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
If that were in all caps it would look like a Kurt Locknut reply.

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#243623 - 05/11/07 11:14 AM Re: Something for you to read
methisdeth Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/19/06
Posts: 49
NEWSFLASH TO MIA ROSE:

Outside of the little world of XPT and porn that you wallow in, you have a real identity with a real name. Most porn folk would refer to as your "civilian" identity.

Try this remedy, it will be hard, since you must be very lost within yourself (drugs will do that to a person). Outside of porn related events, use your birth or Christian name. Post only pictures that show you fully clothed. Drop all XXX references as it is a sure sign that you are part of the porn game. Most importantly, don't let the porn people know that you have a life amongst civilians. Follow these steps and you may even land yourself a husband some day.

If all else fails, suck the glass dick. Here to help...

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#243624 - 05/11/07 11:51 AM Re: Something for you to read
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
If you've read Monstar's posts (and I assume you have), then save yourself the time and trouble of wading through the 30+ pages of the thread because the injun has done gone and put up the highlight reel here folks!

Quote:

Luck. Who you know and what you know when you get into porn. Sasha Grey, she is 18 and had a brain. Which 99.6 % of porn girls lack. Her first movie was Fashionistas 2 for Evil Angel. Smart move. Most people start with MattsModels.com and BS like that. Sasha might have a name now, but sadely, every company will have shot her in two movies or more and not want her, nor need her... She wont be in demand come next June. So, I guess she has brains on how to get in, but not how to stay in.




So true...I remember having this discussion with Holly Randall a while back. I think Sasha will turn out to be the classic case of the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Which is a shame because she is a saucy minx.

Quote:


As far as Anal goes, I ONLY do anal for one company. By choice, and is a smart move on my part. I do all my anal vid for Evil Angel, and I make $3000 a scene. thats 1 hour. I am the second highest paid porn star for anal.





I'm guessing Amy Ried is #1 here, but I've no idea how much she gets...suffice to say, I'm sure it's a mind-boggling amount!

The part about kicking Herschel Savage was comedy gold too, by the way.

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#243625 - 05/11/07 12:06 PM Re: Something for you to read
fuckwhore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Quote:

Woah Woah easy tiger...When did Mia Compare herself to Jenna Or Tera. I believe she just said she was going to talk about her car. No where did she say that she was some big celebrity. She just said she was going to respond to questions she never said anything about giving advice lol anyway mia its a good read thanks.......Did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning fuckwhore....






By having this sig on a non-porn board "MiaRoseXXX MiaRoseXXX is offline
F*cking RockStar" is a statement within itself. She thinks she's some fucking "Rockstar" or celebrity.

It should be said...
MiaRoseXXX
F*cking Whore

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#243626 - 05/11/07 12:12 PM Re: Something for you to read
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
I guess I can understand that but like dude did you ever talk to 18-19 year old girls online and look at thier handels...Adding xxx after the name is tame compared to what some of these girls put...and they have nothing to do with porn nor would they ever want...christ most of them barely put out...but hey i dont' need to fight mia's battles...she can properly hand you your ass in an argument anytime she wishes i am sure....
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#243627 - 05/11/07 01:02 PM Re: Something for you to read
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
You aren't a short Asian with comic size boobs and blonde highlights who talks like a Valley Girl, which is why a bunch of Nissan fanbois don't want to worship at your feet.

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#243628 - 05/11/07 01:28 PM Re: Something for you to read
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Quote:



By having this sig on a non-porn board "MiaRoseXXX MiaRoseXXX is offline
F*cking RockStar" is a statement within itself. She thinks she's some fucking "Rockstar" or celebrity.






That must be the tweek talking.
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#243629 - 05/11/07 01:51 PM Re: Something for you to read
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

Woah Woah easy tiger...When did Mia Compare herself to Jenna Or Tera. I believe she just said she was going to talk about her car. No where did she say that she was some big celebrity. She just said she was going to respond to questions she never said anything about giving advice lol anyway mia its a good read thanks.......Did someone piss in your corn flakes this morning fuckwhore....






By having this sig on a non-porn board "MiaRoseXXX MiaRoseXXX is offline
F*cking RockStar" is a statement within itself. She thinks she's some fucking "Rockstar" or celebrity.

It should be said...
MiaRoseXXX
F*cking Whore




How about 'Rocking FuckStar'?

Actually, now that I think about it, that sounds like something Monstar would come out with: 'FuckStar Rawx!'

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#243630 - 05/11/07 01:57 PM Re: Something for you to read
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:






Stepanie Swiftesque.

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#243631 - 05/11/07 02:39 PM Re: Something for you to read
moxxie maddron Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
Mia, I think you handled yourself wonderfully over there! Right up to, and including the grand finally. Good job.
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#243632 - 05/11/07 04:55 PM Re: Something for you to read
Tricia Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
Mia - loved that long response.

Although I do agree with a couple of the people who said that you might want to make up a non-'mia rose' name for non-porn boards.

Kinda helps avoid crap like this.

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#243633 - 05/11/07 05:38 PM Re: Something for you to read
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Tricia, we live for 'crap like this'

Watching Mia take down a bunch of punks? Priceless. She may work with her genitals, but she beat them with her brain.
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#243634 - 05/11/07 07:12 PM Re: Something for you to read
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

aww let the girl be.

BTW there are some choice quotes in there...




It looks like Bree Olson took exception to Mia's comments about her maybe?

Quote:

Quote:

Its cool. Its not my home adress... I'm stupid, but not that stupid









However I may bust on Mia, we DO love our stupid whores!


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#243635 - 05/11/07 09:12 PM Re: Something for you to read
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Stars.... Brandon Boyd of incubus




Jesus you slept with Brandon? He went to my high school, and was a couple grades ahead of me. I was good friends with his brother, Jason. Brandon was the celebrity of Calabasas High School before he actually became a real one. Incubus used to play senior lawn day, and I used to go to their shows waaay before they were signed. I still have one of his hand-drawn flyers for their shows hiding in a memories box somewhere. So how was he? More than half of my old classmates would like to know.
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#243636 - 05/12/07 11:21 AM Re: Something for you to read
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

I guess I can understand that but like dude did you ever talk to 18-19 year old girls online and look at thier handels...Adding xxx after the name is tame compared to what some of these girls put...and they have nothing to do with porn nor would they ever want...christ most of them barely put out...but hey i dont' need to fight mia's battles...she can properly hand you your ass in an argument anytime she wishes i am sure....




You talk to 18-19 year olds online?
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#243637 - 05/12/07 01:29 PM Re: Something for you to read
SassySorrelFilly Offline
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http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/off-topic/231930- ask-prOnstar.html

edit - link fixed




Here's my question: What's a prOnstar? LOL. One handed typing as mentioned or something else entirely?

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#243638 - 05/12/07 02:28 PM Re: Something for you to read
weeeee Offline
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Here's my question: What's a prOnstar? LOL. One handed typing as mentioned or something else entirely?




Actually it's spelled pr0n and it's something else entirely. Ask lou, he'll tell you all about it.

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#243639 - 05/12/07 02:49 PM Re: Something for you to read
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You can also use 'n0rp'.
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#243640 - 05/12/07 06:57 PM Re: Something for you to read
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You can also use 'n0rp'.




I dunno why, but word association to that made me think 'hErp'.
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#243641 - 05/12/07 08:11 PM Re: Something for you to read
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Why people type prOn for porn

Most of it's pretty retarded, but you asked...


Edited by Tricia (05/12/07 08:27 PM)

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#243642 - 05/12/07 08:24 PM Re: Something for you to read
Bornyo Offline
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Why people type prOn for porn

Most of it's pretty retarded, but you asked...




Tricia it occurs to me you haven't posted any pictures of your breasts. Now would be an appropriate time.

Edit: doubly so because your link is broken.

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#243643 - 05/12/07 08:32 PM Re: Something for you to read
Tricia Offline
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haha - the link is fixed.
Do I still have to post pictures of my boobs then?




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#243644 - 05/12/07 10:23 PM Re: Something for you to read
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Too bad I cant find the original.... but this is just classic.







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#243645 - 05/12/07 10:24 PM Re: Something for you to read
Willie D Offline

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Let's just go roller skating, baby.

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#243646 - 05/13/07 06:48 AM Re: Something for you to read
Bornyo Offline
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I like tit-pics, walks on the beach and bourbon.

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#243647 - 05/16/07 12:22 AM Re: Something for you to read
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Da Burglar's Definition of "Zero": The Number of times I have Jerked off watching, or while typing (angrily or otherwise) in response to, Mia Rose.... and that's with EITHER my left or right hand.

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#243648 - 05/16/07 06:09 PM Re: Something for you to read
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I've probably tugged one off to her in the past, but it was back when her old hook nose was getting in the way of a decent blowjob.
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#243649 - 05/16/07 10:08 PM Re: Something for you to read
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I've probably tugged one off to her in the past, but it was back when her old hook nose was getting in the way of a decent blowjob.




I'd like to see the things you bring home to bang. You and your pork chop sideburns.

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#243650 - 05/16/07 10:42 PM Re: Something for you to read
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Quote:

Quote:

I've probably tugged one off to her in the past, but it was back when her old hook nose was getting in the way of a decent blowjob.




I'd like to see the things you bring home to bang. You and your pork chop sideburns.






I'm sure blackface, watermelons and "yes massa" are weekly staples for that get together.
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#243651 - 05/17/07 08:05 PM Re: Something for you to read
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I'd like to see the things you bring home to bang. You and your pork chop sideburns.




Huh, porkchops? Elaborate?
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