I think I've asked before, but one has gotta wonder how many kids are walking the earth whose conception can be confirmed to happening in a porn flick?

"Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?"

"He was one of the 15 men on the set of Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut DP Gangbang who happened to accidentally shot his load inside of me on a day I forgot to take my pill, dear. I was going to have an abortion, but my crack-addicted roommate stole the money I had saved up for it from the envelope I had sitting on top of the refrigerator. I tried to purposely miscarry you instead by tumbling down a flight of stairs, drinking heavily every night, doing every drug imaginable and a few other things, but you were just a tough little guy and hung in there. Mommy's tough wittle baby boy, yes you are."(says the last line in a cutesy baby-talk way while pinching him on the cheek and giving him a big kiss on the cheek when she's finished with the story)