C'mon, people! I tried to make it as clear as I knew how from my very 1st post that I was not at all being serious and writing tongue-in-cheek.
My intent was to be funny. Not funny as in . But funny as in .

Since it is clear that my crazy sense of humor isn't appreciated and celebrated as it ought here, my posts will henceforth be written in a totally serious manner. I will try my best to be as boring as I can in the future.