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#243480 - 05/09/07 06:36 PM The Real Man Test
PornoJoe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/26/07 Posts: 44	As a result of this thread I'm going to be hailed as a hero to some & hated by others. I'm not happy about what I'm having to do here, but I believe that it must be done. (BTW, if I have fucked up & put this thread in the wrong place, I ask a mod to please move it to the right area of this forum. Thanks. ) It has come to my attention that some of those who call themselves men here at XPT may not in fact be real men. No, I'm not saying that they are really females. They are males. But they are not real men. I think that it is high time that we weed out these pretenders and expose them for the not-real-men that they are. I propose a test to determine who the real men really are around here. The test is really simple. First, click on the attachment and take a good look at it. Then, answer the following simple poll question. Use your real man powers (if you have any). Keep in mind that it might be a trick question. Also keep in mind the fact that I might be full of BS. Here is the question.... Attachments 232551-tran4a.jpg (133 downloads)
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#243481 - 05/09/07 06:44 PM Re: The Real Man Test
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	lemme guess: it has a penis? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#243482 - 05/09/07 06:52 PM Re: The Real Man Test
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	S****t did this before you. You're about 2 yrs. behind time. _________________________
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#243483 - 05/09/07 07:03 PM Re: The Real Man Test
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	The obscured Adam's apple and wrists should give it away. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#243484 - 05/11/07 09:26 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	That dude is a dude. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#243485 - 05/11/07 11:31 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: S****t did this before you. You're about 2 yrs. behind time. Hasn't he been gone long enough so that his name can be spelled out or was there some "once in XPT lifetime ban" on his name being spelled on this board? _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#243486 - 05/11/07 11:40 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: S***t did this before you. You're about 2 yrs. behind time. Hasn't he been gone long enough so that his name can be spelled out or was there some "once in XPT lifetime ban" on his name being spelled on this board? Don't mention his name, lest me may return.... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you."* -Malice
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#243487 - 05/11/07 11:43 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: S****t did this before you. You're about 2 yrs. behind time. Hasn't he been gone long enough so that his name can be spelled out or was there some "once in XPT lifetime ban" on his name being spelled on this board? If its spelled out, he may come back under a different name. Kind of like saying Beattlejuice 3x. Know what I mean Vern? _________________________
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#243488 - 05/11/07 11:54 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: Quote: Quote: S**t did this before you. You're about 2 yrs. behind time. Hasn't he been gone long enough so that his name can be spelled out or was there some "once in XPT lifetime ban" on his name being spelled on this board? If its spelled out, he may come back under a different name. Kind of like saying Beattlejuice 3x. Know what I mean Vern? LMFAO.....OK, OK I get it. SSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMM************************ _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#243489 - 05/11/07 02:48 PM Re: The Real Man Test
PornoJoe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/26/07 Posts: 44	I was originally going to come here and remind you all that sometimes an idea that seems so brilliant at the time it's thought up turns to a pile of shit when it's executed. However, I'm not going to do that. My brilliant idea is beginning to smell like a rose. Have you...ah...checked out the results of my test so far? The are beginning to be revealed.
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#243490 - 05/11/07 07:23 PM Re: The Real Man Test
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: Have you...ah...checked out the results of my test so far? The are beginning to be revealed. This poll looks like a "lose"-"lose" proposition to me. If you say "yes I would do her" and it turns out she is an XY (male chromosomes), then you would have to deal with that. If you say "hell no" and it turns out she really is an XX (female chromosomes) then you just turned down a perfectly fuckable girl. Most guys here are way too paranoid or too shrewed to let anything like that happen to them, that's why they wisely choose to pretend they didn't hear the question, and don't vote. 7 votes out of 130 thread views = only 6% of the guys who read the question felt confident enough to cast an anonymous vote. 94% preferred not to answer it. In all fairness, I should say that this poll is badly designed. Because the truth is, even if a guy thought that she is attractive, if he knew that she is an XY (male chromosomes) he still may not want to have sex with her. And there is nothing wrong with that choice. Anyway, since I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish with this poll I shall now remain quiet and await your conclusion. I say, I don't know if she is XY or XX. She looks cute... but I don't like her boob job.
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#243491 - 05/13/07 01:09 AM Re: The Real Man Test
PornoJoe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/26/07 Posts: 44	Vanessa, you are assuming that I would be smart enough to have thought about and then executed such an elaborate "switcheroo" maneuver. It's clear that you've never met me before. Yet I thank you.
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#243492 - 05/14/07 11:31 PM Re: The Real Man Test
PornoJoe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/26/07 Posts: 44	Phase One of "The Real Man Test" is now complete. We are now going to Phase Two. (Did I fail to mention that there was a Phase Two? Oops. ) Note: The attachment is an image of me & my big cock. Answer the following poll question truthfully. Remember that I will be able to tell if some people are lying. Attachments 233542-big_rooster.jpg (33 downloads)
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#243493 - 05/14/07 11:35 PM Re: The Real Man Test
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	move this thread to the shitlist so I can lock it _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#243494 - 05/15/07 01:50 AM Re: The Real Man Test
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Fuck, another S****t. _________________________
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#243495 - 05/15/07 10:12 AM Re: The Real Man Test
PornoJoe Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/26/07 Posts: 44	C'mon, people! I tried to make it as clear as I knew how from my very 1st post that I was not at all being serious and writing tongue-in-cheek. My intent was to be funny. Not funny as in . But funny as in . Since it is clear that my crazy sense of humor isn't appreciated and celebrated as it ought here, my posts will henceforth be written in a totally serious manner. I will try my best to be as boring as I can in the future.
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#243496 - 05/15/07 10:44 AM Re: The Real Man Test
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	You don't have to try to be boring you've already succeeded. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#243497 - 05/15/07 11:46 AM Re: The Real Man Test
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Since it is clear that my crazy sense of humor isn't appreciated and celebrated as it ought here, my posts will henceforth be written in a totally serious manner. I will try my best to be as boring as I can in the future. Your sense of humor sucks. Please check the 'Tranny or Human' thread to see a more successful and interesting spin on this "tired" idea. In the mean time I'm locking yours because it's a failure. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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