July 8th installment:

Deckboss Monty has a shitty sense of humor, which is better than Captain Keith, who has no sense of humor at all.

Captain Phil is two smokes away from a pulmonary embolism.

Sig gets the boat stuck in ice at the dock...stupid Scandinavians.

The youngest Hillstrand almost kills his friend with a crab pot. Imagine that injury report... "Scott's friend (decapitation)...injured reserve..."

...all done with zero alcohol. Imagine what happens when they get into port.