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#243405 - 05/09/07 06:35 PM Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Sinking boats, men overboard, ridiculous money...great shit.

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#243406 - 05/09/07 07:10 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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It's an awesome series. Makes me grumble less when I buy king crab legs.

The host, Mike Rowe, does a good job with it and also with his series "Dirty Jobs".

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#243407 - 05/09/07 07:12 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i am when i remember it...i am a few episodes back...hoping for a marathon. Great beautiful show. I love the computer animations that show how the pots work and shit. It is such a tribute to opportunity and drive and makes me look like a total pussy for what i do for a living.Some of the boats look like total asylums (the boat that did the flour bomb stunt) The only thing that would make the show better is if it came with a scratch card full of what must be amazing foul odors on ship.

Waiting for the one ship to all pull a train on the captain's Norwegian wife.


Definately compelling watching for a change...
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#243408 - 05/09/07 07:21 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Yes, great show. Watched it since the first season, this is the 3rd, right? It's improved every year. They're all chain smoking, black coffee drinking, sleep deprived maniacs, God love 'em.
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#243409 - 05/09/07 07:41 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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an OSHA nightmare...



crabs man
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#243410 - 05/09/07 08:34 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Yes, great show. Watched it since the first season, this is the 3rd, right? It's improved every year. They're all chain smoking, black coffee drinking, sleep deprived maniacs, God love 'em.



Remember the first 3-episopde show about about the king crab season? Great shit. Not to mention the follow-up episides about the sinking of the Big Valley. Sad but true.

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#243411 - 05/10/07 04:50 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Those guys are underpaid. Grinding, dangerous, uncomfortable work. Totally compelling tv, though. Far superior to, say, American Chopper. My biggest guilty pleasure, though, is "Miami Ink." A nighttime soap-opera with tattoos. Really, really great tattoos...
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#243412 - 05/10/07 05:29 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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I love deadliest catch, and pretty much every other show on Discovery. The best form of reality TV around.

I also love Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, It Takes a Thief, and the Planet Earth mini-series is absolutely the best nature doc I've ever seen.
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#243413 - 05/10/07 01:03 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Discovery is the best channel on TV. Mythbusters is my favorite show. I love Shark Week thou.
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#243414 - 05/10/07 01:41 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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It's a killer show. Weirdly, I fucking hate king crab. They look like the crustacean world's version of child molesters to me. When I was in Japan a few years ago they had some giant ones on show at a local aquarium. Those fuckers were about six feet across
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#243415 - 05/10/07 02:56 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Discovery is the best channel on TV. Mythbusters is my favorite show. I love Shark Week thou.




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#243416 - 05/10/07 04:28 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Discovery is the best channel on TV. Mythbusters is my favorite show. I love Shark Week thou.




Kari Byron








kari's hot, scotty's hotter... but jamey and adam are so flamingly
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#243417 - 05/11/07 05:21 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Discovery is the best channel on TV. Mythbusters is my favorite show. I love Shark Week thou.




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#243418 - 05/12/07 04:09 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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"How it's Made" is a great show, too.

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#243419 - 05/12/07 04:14 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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The Sunrise Earth HD stuff is great if you're winding down. Or just getting in the front door!
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#243420 - 05/21/07 07:49 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Sig & Norman Hansen on Leno...Norman is fucking hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8WAAbxGpGGw

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#243421 - 05/22/07 12:44 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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This is definitely one subject I'll agree on.. Deadliest Catch and Mythbusters.. AND Man vs Wild.. are 3 of the best shows on TV. Screw the 200 different Law & Order/CSI varieties, turn on Discovery Channel instead.

Kari Byron's hot.. though her art work at http://www.karibyron.com is a bit headshrinker type material. I think Kari's FHM photos made it onto this forum a while back?
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#243422 - 05/22/07 09:27 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Modern Marvels, I just feel smarter watching it!

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#243423 - 05/22/07 10:03 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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"I Shouldn't Be Alive" is a great watch.
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#243424 - 05/22/07 10:24 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Kari Byron's hot.. though her art work at http://www.karibyron.com is a bit headshrinker type material. I think Kari's FHM photos made it onto this forum a while back?




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#243425 - 05/22/07 11:22 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i totally think ragnilde should do a blowbang on the "farwest leader" on the season finale...
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#243426 - 05/22/07 01:18 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i totally think ragnilde should do a blowbang on the "farwest leader" on the season finale...




Not thought of putting yourself forward as Deadliest Snatch GiGi?

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#243427 - 05/22/07 02:12 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Quote:

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i totally think ragnilde should do a blowbang on the "farwest leader" on the season finale...




Not thought of putting yourself forward as Deadliest Snatch GiGi?




no way! i don't want to catch crabs. oh dear, that was a horrible joke. i think i'd do sig, though. it's on tonight, don't miss it.
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#243428 - 05/29/07 04:29 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Don't forget, 9pm tonight suckas.
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#243429 - 05/29/07 11:39 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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The show AFTER THE CATCH was kinda cool tonight even though it was all about the people who've fallen OFF the boats, most to not survive.
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#243430 - 06/17/07 09:31 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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The preview at the end of the last episode intimated that the Time Bandit was going to sink.

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#243431 - 06/18/07 01:23 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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The preview at the end of the last episode intimated that the Time Bandit was going to sink.




BUT the beginning of 'After the Catch' after that episode said everyone's safe at port.. so I guess we'll all find out Tuesday night on the season finale.

From what I've read.. they're getting HUGE ratings for a cable show on Discovery Channel. It's a good thing to, because from what I've read, over $300,000 worth of Hi-Def camera equipment is unusable after each season from salt water and ice etc...
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#243432 - 06/18/07 02:05 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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$300,000 worth of Hi-Def camera equipment is unusable after each season from salt water and ice etc...





Same thing happens on a successful bukkake shoot. That's how you can tell it was successful.
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#243433 - 06/19/07 06:22 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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$300,000 worth of Hi-Def camera equipment is unusable after each season from salt water and ice etc...





Same thing happens on a successful bukkake shoot. That's how you can tell it was successful.




I don't watch his "stuff" but I hope Max Hardcore ain't using HD equipment.. who'd wanna be able to tell what the chick had eaten for dinner last night.
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#243434 - 06/20/07 08:52 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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This season of Deadliest Catch is over.. now Dirty Jobs debuts for the summer season next Tuesday night. Can anyone say "Mike Rowe, Jizz Mopper" or 'porn set janitor (non-acting role)' or maybe a 'dirty job' in the plastic surgery field (pornstar pussy lip rejuvination?) Or god forbid cleaning up after porn hoe enemas?
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#243435 - 05/06/08 06:57 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
Willie D Offline

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New season on:

Edgar kicks Sig's ego right in the jimmy.
Captain Phil couldn't find water if he fell off a boat.
Captain Jonathan falls overboard...at the dock.
F/V Wizard greenhorn "Moi" gets a huge blister under his fingernail, pokes the nail open from the top and pushes all the festering puss and blood through the hole while the camera rolls...and rolls...and rolls...

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#243436 - 05/06/08 07:15 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
Gigi Offline
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oh fuck, i just forgot to watch it!

edgar is hotness.
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#243437 - 05/06/08 07:21 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Great Season so far if a lil dramatic...

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Captain Jonathan falls overboard...at the dock.





i really think that was faked...they were at just the angle where it was out of sight of the camera.

i am actually digging the show after...."The Alaska Experiment" that poor dad with his 2 fat cunt twins or whatever the fuck they are...he is going to kill them before the season is out~!


Bring back "The White Rapper SHow!"

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#243438 - 05/06/08 10:36 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
Willie D Offline

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oh fuck, i just forgot to watch it!

edgar is hotness.


Greenhorn Nick and Crackhead Matt got into a fistfight on deck tonight.

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#243439 - 05/20/08 10:05 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
Willie D Offline

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Last week was lame...this week was a little better:

Captain Phil is slowly dying from smokes, caffeine and his children.
Captain Jonathan adopts a pet...until it gets blown overboard in a gale.
Phil and Monty still hate each other
Sig is not one of the central characters of the show, for once.

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#243440 - 05/20/08 10:11 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
k1ng Offline
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you're spot on...last week was boring, this week was better. did you see the ad for the "deadliest catch" video game?
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#243441 - 05/20/08 10:56 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i am actually digging the show after...."The Alaska Experiment" that poor dad with his 2 fat cunt twins or whatever the fuck they are...he is going to kill them before the season is out~!





They need to just get it over with and come out with a show titled "I Want to go to Alaska and Fucking Die." From that Timothy Treadwell movie to "Into the Wild" to all these Dangerous, Deadliest shows, they're just all about danger and death up here.

The only people I know who have died up here have died from old age, car accidents or suicide. The most common "Alaskan" way to get hurt is to hit a moose with your car. Another common way of naturally selecting yourself out of the Alaskan population is "high marking" with a snow machine. This means having a contest to see who can leave the highest tracks up a steep mountain on a snowmachine. How do you die from it? Ooops, you cause an avalanche.

As Timothy Treadwell showed, you have to try pretty hard to get yourself eaten by a bear. And that "Into the Wild" kid just didn't think things through very well. You can get by just fine up here without putting yourself in immediate danger.
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#243442 - 05/20/08 11:11 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Bring back "The White Rapper SHow!"






They did but it's all dykes. I watched one episode and was basically done. It's basically the worst part of the White Rapper Show magnified 10 fold. Search should get the gas face.
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#243443 - 05/21/08 04:14 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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totally getting the video game. don't have xbox (we have a wii), so i guess that means i'll be getting the PC version, lame.

phil really looks like ass; can't the man wash his hands?

anyone else think that the skipper of the 'north american' (they need to pack it in, btw) looks kind of like a gay luke ford?

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#243444 - 05/21/08 08:30 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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You can get by just fine up here without putting yourself in immediate danger.




indeed...i am sure most deaths are people passing out drunk outdoors and freezing to death.

That said...last nites episode of Alaska Experiment was pretty intense. Every little group is going through their own little hell and it is fun to watch. Hoping the Manatee family are getting dysentary from their swanky lil indoor toilet rigup...at least it looks that way from the previews.

deadliest catch may have jumped the shark (or crab) a bit but it is still great
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#243445 - 05/21/08 11:42 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Bring back "The White Rapper SHow!"






They did but it's all dykes. I watched one episode and was basically done. It's basically the worst part of the White Rapper Show magnified 10 fold. Search should get the gas face.


It's fucking awful, they should of just left it alone and let it be that one season . What a disgrace.

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#243446 - 05/21/08 12:28 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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how about phil's fried sausage link, egg and mayo sandwich?
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#243447 - 05/21/08 05:18 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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They could do a show about banging Marc Wallice and not even change the name...
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#243448 - 05/22/08 09:55 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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indeed...i am sure most deaths are people passing out drunk outdoors and freezing to death.




This actually does happen rather often, usually to the homeless. Although it was a fairly big story earlier this year when a stripper from the local Crazy Horse passed out on someone's front porch and froze to death.

For the natives (ie. Eskimo's) who go bar-hopping downtown, simply crossing the road seems to be a particularly hazardous situation. It's like they have some sort of internal timing mechanism that causes them to stumble out into a crosswalk just as the light turns green for opposing traffic.

Me and a friend had to help a wasted native woman out of a crosswalk in the middle of this past winter who was completely laid out. The kicker was that she was clearly wearing adult diapers under her clothing. And she wasn't old, either. You have to have a serious drinking agenda planned out if you decide to go out wearing adult diapers. Although, it is probably a good deterrent against rape if you're wearing a diaper full of piss & shit. The rape & murder of native Alaskan women is also a big problem up here.

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#243449 - 05/30/08 12:21 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Last episode of the King Crab season:

-faggot son of the Early Dawn owner phones his daddy and complains about the conditions...even after he fell asleep at the wheel and almost capsized the boat.

-Captain Phil actually survives the harvest without an embolism.

-Moi gets over his rancid fingernail to finish out the season.

-Poosy Blake Painter is nowhere in sight.

-Edgar gets skulled by a grappling hook.

-Capt Jonathan's kid returns, they do a Swedish turn at their father's grave... great shit... ...

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#243450 - 05/30/08 04:34 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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they're saving phil's heart attack for the opi season
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#243451 - 06/03/08 11:12 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Episode one of the opilio season:

-Phil blows another head gasket...and the Coast Guard rescue chopper arrives for...some dude on a processor with a seizure??? WTF?

-a deckhand falls off a stack and dies, and DSC runs a brief photo of him falling. Is this as bad as running stock video of the dead guys being pulled from the Alaskan Dawn without telling their families, or not?

-by a miracle, Moi is back on the FV Wizard. fingernails and all.

-the weather sucks shi'te; they don't technically have hurricanes above the Arctic Circle, but just for the Hell of it....

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#243452 - 06/04/08 01:44 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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I heard on one episode a 21 year old guy was on his first trip ( and first time on a boat!? ). The pay was $50,000 for 10 days working 18 hour shifts but then they mentioned that apparently something like 45 ships are lost every year! The boat the camera crews travel on must be very seaworthy. It sounds great money but i'd hate to have that much chance of death

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#243453 - 06/04/08 04:44 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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FUCK I FORGOT TO WATCH IT.
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#243454 - 06/25/08 10:18 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Most recent debacles:

Early Dawn's deck bukkaked by the Bering Sea.
Captain Phil is spitting up blood...CG rescue within the hour.
Capt. Monty hates greenhorn Moi.
Neil Hillstrand finally gets some respect on the TB.
North American fucked up by the waves.
Captain Sig is getting his phyche hammered.
Andy Hillstrand works it like teh sheeite...

New After The Catch now showing afterwards.

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#243455 - 06/25/08 10:47 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
k1ng Offline
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finally. they've been teasing that capt. phil shit for like four or five weeks and I'm like, shit, did I miss it somewhere in a past episode without realizing it. tough year for the cornelia marie.
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#243456 - 06/26/08 06:11 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i don't phil is going to make it three years. he looks like ass. i am worried about him.
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#243457 - 06/26/08 10:01 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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i love opie season...better weather

yeah it sucks for Phil...cancer? Anyone watch "after the catch"? I thought it was interesting that the Hanson brothers had a middle brother that apparently never wants to be on film...i had not heard that before. I was not real happy with the beginning of the season but it has gotten great. It was amazing the extent of damage to the boats from the storms.


best show on tv
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#243458 - 06/26/08 10:30 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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my faves are edgar and the hillstrand brothers. can't stand the 'north american' crew. they need to get that piece of shit boat out of the water already. their captain (i think) bears a striking resemblance to luke ford. <--- perhaps i should mention that this has nothing to do with why i can't stand them.
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#243459 - 06/27/08 06:36 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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haha, i just noticed: my SIG is a quote from SIG.
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#243460 - 06/27/08 10:10 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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haha, i just noticed: my SIG is a quote from SIG.




hahaha perfect!

i am going to always associate the Northwestern with "Sigmund & the Sea Monsters" now...

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#243461 - 06/27/08 02:33 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Sig claims that putting his name and boat on a box of Russian import crabs will make the price of domestic crabs go up. Dude needs a lesson in macroeconomics.



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(Fortune Magazine) -- In the Bering Sea, waves freeze as soon as they hit the deck of the Rollo, a 107-foot crabber out of Seattle and a star of Discovery Channel's top-rated reality series Deadliest Catch. The Rollo is one of about 70 ships registered to operate in Alaska's booming fisheries; over the course of a two-week journey, its five-man crew, headed by captain Eric Nyhammer (in blue), will collect up to 200,000 pounds of snow crabs, a nearly $300,000 haul.

95 million pounds of crabs will be pulled from Alaska's waters by the end of the winter season, a quota set by the state and federal governments. That's 45 million more than in 2000, when quotas were slashed and officials cut the number of registered ships from about 250 to less than 80. Thanks to that respite, plus unusually cold ocean temperatures that help crabs breed faster, the seas are better stocked than ever.

$4.30 per pound is the typical price Alaskan fishermen get for king crab, the most expensive species (the snow crabs pictured here fetch $1.40). Five years ago king crab was $6.27, before Russia began an export boom that doubled U.S. supply. Alaska recently demanded that Wal-Mart (Charts, Fortune 500) stop misrepresenting Russian crabs as American; its packaging uses an image of a ship from the TV show.



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#243462 - 07/02/08 06:32 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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here's to cap'n phil dodging cancer-- this time, anyway.
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#243463 - 07/10/08 06:58 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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July 8th installment:

Deckboss Monty has a shitty sense of humor, which is better than Captain Keith, who has no sense of humor at all.

Captain Phil is two smokes away from a pulmonary embolism.

Sig gets the boat stuck in ice at the dock...stupid Scandinavians.

The youngest Hillstrand almost kills his friend with a crab pot. Imagine that injury report... "Scott's friend (decapitation)...injured reserve..."

...all done with zero alcohol. Imagine what happens when they get into port.

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#243464 - 07/10/08 09:02 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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here's to cap'n phil dodging cancer




So, what was wrong with him?

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#243465 - 07/10/08 09:25 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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So, what was wrong with him?




"Sitter's Disease" ....where you sit for so long and air bubbles or someshit come up yr legs and into your lungs or something. i was really high when i watched the episode where they explained it.

he looks like ol phil on "After the Catch" tho so it seems he gets better.

aren't you watching this man? it is the best thing on television.

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#243466 - 07/10/08 12:32 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Yeah I watch it, but I usually catch it on dvr. I have no idea when new episodes come out and I might be three or four behind.

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#243467 - 04/13/09 10:44 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Lineup set to start tomorrow:

F/V Cornelia Marie:
Captain: Phil Harris
Relief skipper: Murray Gamrath
Chief Engineer: Mark Anderson
Deckhand: Jake Harris
Deckhand: Josh Harris
Deckhand: Corey Eisenbarth
Deckhand: Freddy Maugatai

F/V Time Bandit
Captain: Johnathan Hillstrand/Andy Hillstrand
Deckhand: Neal Hillstrand
Deckhand: Russell Newberry
Deckhand: Scott Hillstrand
Deckhand: Mike Fourtener
Deckhand: Eddie Owekoolani

F/V Northwestern
Captain: Sig Hansen
Chief Engineer/Deckboss: Edgar Hansen
Deckhand: Norman Hansen
Deckhand: Nick Mavar Jr.
Deckhand: Matt Bradley
Deckhand: Jake Andersen

F/V Wizard
Captain: Keith Colburn
Relief skipper: Monte Colburn
First Mate: Gary Soper
Chief Engineer: Lenny Lekanoff
Deckhand: Crosby Leveen
Deckhand: Travis Loftlend
Deckhand: Lynn Guitard
Green Horn: Josh Warner


F/V Lisa Marie
Captain: Wade Henley
Chief Engineer: James Chrichton
Deckhand: Robert Christensen
Deckhand: Karols Charlie Gaspar
Deckhand: Brandon Williams
Greenhorn: Dave Christensen

F/V Trailblazer
Captain: Wayne Baker
Chief Engineer/Deckboss: Tristan Burris
Engineer: Monte Beck
Deckhand: Scott Newman
Deckhand: Scott ‘Sky’ Doar
Deckhand: Chet Hamilton
Greenhorn: Victor Swan

Boats who used to be on camera/still in business:

Aelutian Lady
Billikin
Early Dawn
Farwest Leader
Fierce Allegiance
North American
Reliance
Rollo

I hope GonzoGirl is watching.

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#243468 - 04/14/09 06:56 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Thanks for this bump and that post Willie...

I wasn't sure when it was starting up again.
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#243469 - 04/14/09 10:36 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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King Season #1:

Calm weather. Big Calm.

Captainship battle apparently brewing on the Time Bandit. Someone call Rick Quashnick and Blake Painter for advice.

Phil had a pulmonary embolism on the Cornelia Marie last year...and may have another. He got left at the dock.

Keith on the Wizard may have escaped throat cancer, but SCUBA diving under his own boat rang his bell...hard.

Sig and his brothers are their usual, neurotic selves.

Therea are intimations of a dead sailor on one of the camera boats.

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#243470 - 04/14/09 11:19 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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My money is on Sig. He has the genes.

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#243471 - 04/30/09 04:59 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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I missed #2, but #3 was a real barn-burner:

Most of the show was devoted to the sinking of the Katmai, which was actually fishing for cod a long ways away near Adak Island.

The film crew rode along with the USCG as they rescued four guys who spent a day in a raft at about 20 degrees. Seven others didn't make it.

As usual, Captain Keith cried. Then he got lonely and tried to phone Captain Phil, still in the hospital, except the phone cut out. And Sig didn't tell his dudes about it at all. But he did ask to have the camera turned off after he got done talking about it.

Oh, and this...this is especially ghey:


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#243472 - 04/30/09 05:15 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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That fucken show needs more Orca whales. And likewise, the logger show needs more brown bears and whipping skylines.
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#243473 - 04/30/09 07:04 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Sinking boats, men overboard, ridiculous money...great shit.




Made it cool to listen to Bon Jovi again.

Good show.

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#243474 - 04/30/09 07:15 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Made it cool to listen to Bon Jovi again.




That's a bit of a stretch, green horn.
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#243475 - 04/30/09 09:19 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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And Sig didn't tell his dudes about it at all




that was kinda cool when he was explaining that "They are with me"

Green horns

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#243476 - 05/01/09 03:31 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Quote:

Quote:

Made it cool to listen to Bon Jovi again.




That's a bit of a stretch, green horn.




Take a good look at the username again...

"Dead or Alive" does seem to be getting more airplay in the last year or two. Maybe I am just noticing it more.

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#243477 - 05/01/09 03:34 AM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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Kari Byron





Amen to that. Every geek's fantasy.

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#243478 - 05/19/09 10:28 PM Re: Who's Watching "Deadliest Catch"
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It's been a pretty slow three weeks...

F/V Time Bandit bagged their quota and went home, and drank...a lot.

Jake on the Northwestern talks shit about his boss...on camera...to a world audience. Good luck getting a job there next year, brah.

Keith on the F/V Wizard is still gripping about walruses...a week later. Why doesn't he get out his lucky rabbit foot and rub it against the bulkhead while the crew rubs Monty's belly for good luck? Maybe a Genesis Skye video would turn the luck? WTF?

The C.M. is phucking comatose.

Ditto for the "rittle ferra," the Lisa Marie.

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#243479 - 02/20/10 09:59 AM RIP Capt Phil :(
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The death of Alaska fisherman Phil Harris, of 'Deadliest Catch,' is met with tributes.
February 11, 2010|By T.L. Stanley

Fans of the late Phil Harris, the salty, tattooed captain who starred in the Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest Catch," will still be able to see him doing the work he loved when the show launches its new season in April.

Harris suffered a stroke late last month as he offloaded snow crabs from the Cornelia Marie in the port town of St. Paul, Alaska. He had been in an Anchorage hospital since then, where he died Tuesday night. He was 53.

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