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#243332 - 05/09/07 03:06 PM
Just ask Darth Thread:
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Some of you have questioned my true insider knowledge of the adult industry, perhaps surpassed by only the professional adult journalists.
In order to reaffirm my status as pornographer and secret industry insider, I will now take any and all questions on subjects that only a true pornographer could answer.
Please understand that I will not search on people's property tax records or simply comment on how they smell in order to prove my capabilities.
For an example, who else would know that Stormy Daniels celebrates the wrap of Operation Desert Stormy in Baton Rouge this week?
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#243333 - 05/09/07 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Gene Ross. He posted it a while ago.
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#243334 - 05/09/07 03:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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How often and of what brand cigarette does Ashley Blue smoke?
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#243335 - 05/09/07 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Which male performer walks with a slight limp ever since a high school football accident?
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#243336 - 05/09/07 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Also, is it true Ashley Blue is telling everyone how much better a fuck Dave Naz is than David Stanley?
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#243337 - 05/09/07 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#243338 - 05/09/07 03:22 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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If a pussy had the power to shrink itself, what would you ask it?
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#243342 - 05/09/07 03:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Sorry Darth. The plumbing supply store I run here in Bakersfield is pretty quiet right now. We had a rush on hoses earlier on, but that died down.
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#243348 - 05/09/07 04:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Not bad Moronboy... Not bad. I will have to start reading this site you are referencing. It looks like he has some good stuff. As to how he came by my excellent story, I will have to look into that.
How many of you are aware that Luke Ford aka The Real Luke Ford is driving up the California coast this week? Clearly only an insider would know this.
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#243349 - 05/09/07 04:15 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Ah ha! The time now shows 7:15 on my clock here while it is only just after 4pm where I live. That means you have to adjust the clock on my posting back by 3 "real" hours which clearly shows it was posted prior to this other story correct?
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#243350 - 05/09/07 05:08 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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You're clock on the site reads Eastern time, because you have not set your "Display Preferences" for your time zone. I have set mine for Central time, therefore my screen cap should reflect that.
Once again, you did NOT break the story first.
You really aren't worth the time I took to reply to this either.
Edited by MoronBoy (05/09/07 05:09 PM)
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#243351 - 05/10/07 02:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Exactly how many porcupines can you shove up your ass while simultaneously sucking off an entire Brazilian transsexual travelling circus? I want accurate statistics for my rebuttals to you.
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#243352 - 05/10/07 04:10 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Which porn girl caused then-Vivid director David Stanley to weep like a mardy little bitch (on camera, no less) in the reality show 'Vivid Valley' (or 'Porno Valley' as it is called in the UK)? He seemed like a guy who was really in touch with his emotions. 
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#243355 - 05/10/07 09:10 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Darth, is it true that you and our resident transsexual, Vanessa, are engaged to be married in Vermont this summer?
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#243359 - 05/10/07 09:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
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this thread is derivative of monkey's earlier work.
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#243360 - 05/10/07 09:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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what the hell is a liger....??
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#243363 - 05/10/07 09:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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i'm so sorry i asked...sorry everyone
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#243364 - 05/10/07 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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liger-schtick=stolen from jamesn's wendy-williams thread.
darth, you're a human cover-band, do you have any pride?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#243366 - 05/10/07 09:51 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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liger-schtick=stolen from jamesn's wendy-williams thread.
darth, you're a human cover-band, do you have any pride?
You know I laughed out loud from this response.
I will give you the porn insider response: No jamesn, I do not have any pride. We porn insiders are forced to deal with human feces, vomit, pee, and all other forums of disease ridden secretions. It doesn't matter if we are directors, PA's, lighting guys, performers, we all learn to lose our pride very quickly. I remember going through a camera every few scenes when shooting cytheria.
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#243373 - 05/27/07 09:05 AM
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Any other questions?
Yes. Darth, who exactly is that in your avatar? He's really annoying, and I'd like to take a baseball bat and give him "Instant Meeth," followed by forcible sodomy as an extra in the next Belladonna movie. Thank you in advance.
Very Truly Yours,
Jim B.
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#243377 - 05/30/07 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Exactly how many porcupines can you shove up your ass while simultaneously sucking off an entire Brazilian transsexual travelling circus? I want accurate statistics for my rebuttals to you.
This is something I am going to have to calculate. I would say two without doing any actual testing. However, this is clearly not porn insider data.
What does it feel like when I ban you?
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#243382 - 05/30/07 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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1) Did Tito Ortiz actually steal any valuables from Jenna?
2) If so please describe each piece that was taken and its approximate value, both appraised and street value.
3) If such a theft occured, where was the loot pawned or resold.
Yes.
A used pyrex glass dildo was stolen. It's value is questionable simply because Houston's pussy lips were sold post-vaginoplasty for $50k. To a collector, this item could go for as high as several hundred thousand dollars although sub-$100k is far more likely.
The nature of the sale will have to occur after going on the Howard Stern show as Ebay will not sell things such as used panties or implants... or used sex toys.
Dartha is full of shit.
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