Some of you have questioned my true insider knowledge of the adult industry, perhaps surpassed by only the professional adult journalists.

In order to reaffirm my status as pornographer and secret industry insider, I will now take any and all questions on subjects that only a true pornographer could answer.

Please understand that I will not search on people's property tax records or simply comment on how they smell in order to prove my capabilities.

For an example, who else would know that Stormy Daniels celebrates the wrap of Operation Desert Stormy in Baton Rouge this week?