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#243278 - 05/09/07 01:23 PM Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I was reading some of his majesty, Kurt Lockwood's MySpace blog posts earlier on, and saw this excellent comment from Tara. "You have a very unique perspective on the male porn star experience. Can you answer questions on what its like to be a male porn star for my documentary on breaking into the porn biz? I start shooting in June." So someone who can't break into the porn biz, no matter how fucking hard she tries, is making a film about how to break into the porn biz? Jesus. Look up the word "ironic" in the dictionary, and there'll be a photo of her next to it. Provided you have a large format dictionary. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#243279 - 05/09/07 01:30 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: So someone who can't break into the porn biz, no matter how fucking hard she tries, is making a film about how to break into the porn biz? Maybe she believes in that old saying. "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#243280 - 05/09/07 01:36 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Maybe she believes in that old saying. "Those who can, do. Those who can't, eat a shit load of fast food, cake, children and compact cars covered in Canadian bacon and drool over short men with sensitive chest skin which is allergic to cotton." Sorry MB. You made a couple of spelling mistakes in your original post. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#243281 - 05/09/07 01:45 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Where is that cooky woman anyway, where are ya, Tara? Come on in, the waters fine!
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#243282 - 05/09/07 02:03 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	'Sure, there are computerized screenplay writing courses that you can send away for, and yes, there are crash screenwriting courses that you see advertised in movie magazines all the time. But Syd Field's book has one huge advantage over these other approaches: It costs only $9.95. Given the choice between paying $400 for a screenwriting course taught by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, $79.95 for a computerized screenwriting course taught by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, or $9.95 for a book written by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, I'm sticking with Syd every time.' From 'The Unkindest Cut' by Joe Queenan (I thoroughly recommend his work! ) Boy, I sure hope that Aunt Jemima alt-id makes an appearance in this thread....
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#243283 - 05/09/07 02:06 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Queenan rocks. Maybe Tara could spend an entire day being Kurt Lockwood? It worked for Joe with the Mickey Rourke thing. Mind you, it would probably mean Tara would have to engage in rigorous anal sex with Belladonna. So maybe not. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#243284 - 05/09/07 02:38 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Queenan rocks. Maybe Tara could spend an entire day being Kurt Lockwood? It worked for Joe with the Mickey Rourke thing. Mind you, it would probably mean Tara would have to engage in rigorous anal sex with Belladonna. So maybe not. Yeah, the Mickey Rourke piece was a classic...however, I think there would be more comedy value in a 'Nick Manning For A Day' article. YEEEAH! EATIN' FUCKING BREAKFAST!
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#243285 - 05/09/07 04:51 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: YEEEAH! EATIN' FUCKING BREAKFAST! _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#243286 - 05/10/07 12:37 AM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Brandon Lee Harrington AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/16/06 Posts: 453 Loc: Las Vegas	Please forgive my ignorance...but who the fuck is tara? Someone post a pic please. A woman that cant get into porn? She must be god awful fugly. _________________________ BrandonLeeHarrington.com
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#243287 - 05/10/07 05:58 AM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	This is her. Look at those arms! Attachments 232635-aunt-crack.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#243288 - 05/11/07 07:26 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: This is her. Look at those arms! Ham hocks. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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