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#243278 - 05/09/07 01:23 PM Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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I was reading some of his majesty, Kurt Lockwood's MySpace blog posts earlier on, and saw this excellent comment from Tara.

"You have a very unique perspective on the male porn star experience. Can you answer questions on what its like to be a male porn star for my documentary on breaking into the porn biz? I start shooting in June."

So someone who can't break into the porn biz, no matter how fucking hard she tries, is making a film about how to break into the porn biz?

Jesus. Look up the word "ironic" in the dictionary, and there'll be a photo of her next to it. Provided you have a large format dictionary.
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#243279 - 05/09/07 01:30 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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So someone who can't break into the porn biz, no matter how fucking hard she tries, is making a film about how to break into the porn biz?




Maybe she believes in that old saying.

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
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#243280 - 05/09/07 01:36 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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Maybe she believes in that old saying.

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, eat a shit load of fast food, cake, children and compact cars covered in Canadian bacon and drool over short men with sensitive chest skin which is allergic to cotton."




Sorry MB. You made a couple of spelling mistakes in your original post.
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#243281 - 05/09/07 01:45 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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Where is that cooky woman anyway, where are ya, Tara? Come on in, the waters fine!

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#243282 - 05/09/07 02:03 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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'Sure, there are computerized screenplay writing courses that you can send away for, and yes, there are crash screenwriting courses that you see advertised in movie magazines all the time. But Syd Field's book has one huge advantage over these other approaches: It costs only $9.95. Given the choice between paying $400 for a screenwriting course taught by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, $79.95 for a computerized screenwriting course taught by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, or $9.95 for a book written by a man who can't get his own screenplays produced, I'm sticking with Syd every time.'

From 'The Unkindest Cut' by Joe Queenan (I thoroughly recommend his work! )

Boy, I sure hope that Aunt Jemima alt-id makes an appearance in this thread....

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#243283 - 05/09/07 02:06 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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Queenan rocks. Maybe Tara could spend an entire day being Kurt Lockwood? It worked for Joe with the Mickey Rourke thing.

Mind you, it would probably mean Tara would have to engage in rigorous anal sex with Belladonna. So maybe not.
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#243284 - 05/09/07 02:38 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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Queenan rocks. Maybe Tara could spend an entire day being Kurt Lockwood? It worked for Joe with the Mickey Rourke thing.

Mind you, it would probably mean Tara would have to engage in rigorous anal sex with Belladonna. So maybe not.




Yeah, the Mickey Rourke piece was a classic...however, I think there would be more comedy value in a 'Nick Manning For A Day' article.

YEEEAH! EATIN' FUCKING BREAKFAST!

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#243285 - 05/09/07 04:51 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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YEEEAH! EATIN' FUCKING BREAKFAST!




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#243286 - 05/10/07 12:37 AM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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Registered: 08/16/06
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Please forgive my ignorance...but who the fuck is tara? Someone post a pic please. A woman that cant get into porn? She must be god awful fugly.
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#243287 - 05/10/07 05:58 AM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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This is her. Look at those arms!





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#243288 - 05/11/07 07:26 PM Re: Freeporn Star Pics Tara Lurves Kurt
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This is her. Look at those arms!




Ham hocks.
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