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#243230 - 05/09/07 10:56 AM Things I ponder...
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
What's the point of a "condom only" scene when inevitably the guy ends up pulling off the latex and nutting in the chicks mouth and she swallows? Still to this day I don't understand this practice when condoms are used.

Tony Batman? What kind of fucking name is this? I've seen pics of the guy and if it weren't for the roids (hello Garfield ) he'd be nothing more than a big headed midget pixie stick. Here's hoping you're sKurt Lockwood's next vicitm.

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#243231 - 05/09/07 11:52 AM Re: Things I ponder...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Where is Garfield, anyway? I wonder how things are going down at the cel-phone store.

Edit: I don't understand the condom thing either, unless you accept the premise it's the girls snatches that are infected.


Edited by Bornyo (05/09/07 11:53 AM)

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#243232 - 05/09/07 01:04 PM Re: Things I ponder...
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Because precum isn't entirely harmless and who knows if the male performer can really hold his load. Didn't you boys get taught in highschool not to rely on the pull-out method?

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#243233 - 05/09/07 01:05 PM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I don't understand the condom thing either, unless you accept the premise it's the girls snatches that are infected.




Well, it protects the guys.
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#243234 - 05/09/07 01:05 PM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Yeah, don't be an idiot about precum!
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#243235 - 05/09/07 01:06 PM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 11/04/06
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The pro-condom argument suggests that saliva is better at killing errant bacteria than vaginal juices. Also, because sex organs become engorged with blood, any minor fissure is liable to act as a conduit for those tiny little HIV ants. You know, the little HIV ants that bite.

Of course, if you then spray your AIDS-infected ball juice onto some whore's face and it goes into her eyes or those shaving nicks by her Adam's apple, then all bets are off.
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#243236 - 05/09/07 01:07 PM Re: Things I ponder...
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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That's right, Willy.

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#243237 - 05/09/07 01:09 PM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

That's right, Willy.



For some reason that line made me chuckle.
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#243238 - 05/09/07 01:49 PM Re: Things I ponder...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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The pro-condom argument suggests that saliva is better at killing errant bacteria than vaginal juices. Also, because sex organs become engorged with blood, any minor fissure is liable to act as a conduit for those tiny little HIV ants. You know, the little HIV ants that bite.

Of course, if you then spray your AIDS-infected ball juice onto some whore's face and it goes into her eyes or those shaving nicks by her Adam's apple, then all bets are off.




Correct...I don't know if there are any documented cases of HIV transmission via the optic membrane, but I do know it is theoretically possible. Thus, any condom scene that ends with a facial cumshot is theoretically redundant in safety terms.

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#243239 - 05/09/07 02:52 PM Re: Things I ponder...
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
In all scenes where human semen ends up on the face of the other performer, the recipient of the semen should be made to wear OSHA approved safety googles to minimize the risk of unwanted infections.
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#243240 - 05/10/07 01:12 AM Re: Things I ponder...
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

What's the point of a "condom only" scene when inevitably the guy ends up pulling off the latex and nutting in the chicks mouth and she swallows? Still to this day I don't understand this practice when condoms are used.

Tony Batman? What kind of fucking name is this? I've seen pics of the guy and if it weren't for the roids (hello Garfield ) he'd be nothing more than a big headed midget pixie stick. Here's hoping you're sKurt Lockwood's next vicitm.






True answer to this question:
http://www.ripnroll.com/vivid-condoms.htm

I deserve a rating for this one, seriously, I miss my two stars!
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#243241 - 05/10/07 10:40 PM Re: Things I ponder...
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Dammit this is bullshit!! I post the perfect answer to the question, and no one says a damn thing!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I DEMAND SOME RESPECT!I TOO WAS TROUBLED BY THE CONDOMS IN CERTAIN PORNOS TOO, AND I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH AND NO ONE CARES!!!

P.S. we need more sad smileys, there isnt even a simple frown one...wtf?
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#243242 - 05/10/07 11:24 PM Re: Things I ponder...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Dammit this is bullshit!! I post the perfect answer to the question, and no one says a damn thing!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I DEMAND SOME RESPECT!I TOO WAS TROUBLED BY THE CONDOMS IN CERTAIN PORNOS TOO, AND I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH AND NO ONE CARES!!!

P.S. we need more sad smileys, there isnt even a simple frown one...wtf?




I'm sending Allie Ray with a box of Cascade over to mix a drink for you.
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#243243 - 05/10/07 11:44 PM Re: Things I ponder...
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Dude...wtf? Are you just searching for my posts and then talking shit? Give a rest already.
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#243244 - 05/11/07 02:13 PM Re: Things I ponder...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Dude...wtf? Are you just searching for my posts and then talking shit? Give a rest already.



you, mouthbreather --> <-- me, free time and a chainsaw




drink it


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#243245 - 05/11/07 11:58 PM Re: Things I ponder...
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
I dont know about cascade...but ive always been tempted to drink pine sol. It smells yummy.
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#243246 - 05/12/07 12:03 AM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Please excuse and be empathetic towards King. He is very comfortabel here now, which history has shown often has disastrous consequernces for the comforted.

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#243247 - 05/12/07 12:13 AM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Knives out, Brute’?

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#243248 - 05/12/07 12:44 AM Re: Things I ponder...
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Things I ponder...




Mr.Moxie esq. vs. caoh
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#243249 - 05/12/07 01:04 AM Re: Things I ponder...
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Things I ponder...




brndo81's relevance. beside taste testing Cascade of course


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#243250 - 05/12/07 04:01 PM Re: Things I ponder...
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:



drink it




King, save Allie the trip. Here's the premix version:
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