This just in: Paris Hilton made the ultimate mistake
of bending to pick up the soap bar from the
bathroom floor during group shower this morning. Both
black and hispanic gangs joined in a repititive
gang bang, and it was the first time black and hispanics
seemed to be working with each other rather than
against each other. Hilton said she didnt tell them to
do the gangbang. One thing was certain the experience
made her prison-tough and later in the afternoon she
was caught with a plastic knife she had stolen during
lunch, trying to dig a tunnel thru the cell floor where
she was kept. The black and hispanic gang members were
amazed at her ingenius since they were in the jail
for over 8 years and had not any smart ideas of
stealing a knife during meal-time.