Gene's doing an interview with Dana over at AdultFYI.com

As well as talking about having the equivalent of a baseball in her ass (I'd be more impressed if it was a softball or basketball come to that), she does provide this strokeworthy paragraph:

"According to DeArmond the incident occurred January 12 when she was signing for Pink Visuals. DeArmond says she found out when someone messaged her on MySpace and asked if she were okay because her house burned down.

"I was what the fuck and I called the fire station," she continues. "They were, like, yeah, your house burned down. I cried and I called my mom and I talked to my dad. After that I didn't go to any parties or anything in Vegas. I still signed on Saturday and went to the awards show. People thought it was big of me or whatever to go. I didn't have anything to go back to."

Fuck, that's funny.