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#242871 - 05/16/07 04:23 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Quote: repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her. Quote: Audrey Hollander... to me, the defi nition of frightening. I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one! (thanks Peeter) Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#242872 - 05/16/07 04:26 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
smutpeddler Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/24/07 Posts: 117 Loc: md	Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
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#242873 - 05/16/07 05:39 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#242874 - 05/16/07 08:06 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
fuckwhore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/18/07 Posts: 376	Quote: Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly. Some bitches don't know when to quit.
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#242875 - 05/16/07 11:05 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	This thread wouldn't be complete without "The Human Inflatable Doll" Lolo Ferrari! Every aspiring pornographic performer should study the story of her life (and death). It's all there: The unhappy adolescence, the psychological problems / mental illness, the brainwashing suitcase pimp, the compulsive plastic surgery, the drug addiction and finally the untimely (suspicious) death. Read and learn, young whore, read and learn!!! Attachments 234159-Lolo_Ferrari_10.jpg (11 downloads)
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#242876 - 05/16/07 11:15 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Timmy8271 Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 11/07/06 Posts: 28 Loc: Orlando Florida	How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just Attachments 234162-VanessaBlue01.jpg (76 downloads)
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#242877 - 05/17/07 12:13 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
fuckwhore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/18/07 Posts: 376	Quote: How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
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#242878 - 05/17/07 12:44 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	By the way, Jenna has yet to morph herself to the final stage of hideousness, but she will get there, eventually! The end is neigh... Attachments 234180-lolojenna.jpg (6 downloads)
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#242879 - 05/17/07 03:37 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Quote: How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have. Hey MPR, how's it goin'? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242880 - 05/17/07 04:47 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
fuckwhore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/18/07 Posts: 376	Quote: Quote: Quote: How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have. Hey MPR, how's it goin'? You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR.
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#242881 - 05/17/07 09:17 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have. Hey MPR, how's it goin'? You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR. Well, we can call you David if you want.
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#242882 - 05/17/07 10:07 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly. They just caught her at a bad moment. I think she is okay. She's been very sexy to me her whole career.
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#242883 - 05/17/07 10:22 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	They just caught her at a bad moment. I think she is okay. She's been very sexy to me her whole career. I used to find her strokewothy in her earliest days, but now she just reminds me of this guy: _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#242884 - 05/17/07 05:56 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
PornWatcher Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 07/26/06 Posts: 24	Quote: Quote: Quote: repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her. Quote: Audrey Hollander... to me, the defi nition of frightening. I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one! (thanks Peeter) Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me. If she was indeed a bible thumper, it makes her work all the more wonderful. Several wanky bananas just for the 'Jesus loves me' songs that will forever play in my mind as background music to all of her scenes. PDub
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#242885 - 05/18/07 02:39 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Brandon Lee Harrington AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/16/06 Posts: 453 Loc: Las Vegas	I demand proof of this!! Otherwise its just heresay! Sunday school teacher??? I found that extremely hard to believe. _________________________ BrandonLeeHarrington.com
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#242886 - 05/19/07 02:27 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Father Stone Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/27/05 Posts: 314 Loc: Confession	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her. Quote: Audrey Hollander... to me, the defi nition of frightening. I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one! (thanks Peeter) Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me. If she was indeed a bible thumper, it makes her work all the more wonderful. Several wanky bananas just for the 'Jesus loves me' songs that will forever play in my mind as background music to all of her scenes. PDub I find her ok... not the best looking cunt on the circuit, but an intense one at that ... Sunday school teacher.... mmmm ... maybe she should pray with me sometime! _________________________ It's Holy Jizz bitch!
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#242887 - 05/19/07 07:46 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	She's a bitch... Woof, woof... Attachments 234864-audrey.jpg (12 downloads)
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#242888 - 05/20/07 06:04 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... With that hair she looks a little like Gozer the Gozarian from Ghostbusters.
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#242889 - 05/20/07 12:02 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
flyingpostman ADT regular Registered: 05/14/07 Posts: 8	Quote: Quote: Naomi Wow, talk about going downhill quick. This bitch got ugly fast... That's more of an understatement Naomi was SO hot when she first came out and is now just a shadow of herself. I really miss the voluptuous/buxom version of her. Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)??
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#242890 - 05/20/07 12:13 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)?? I'm sorry. That's really funny to me. I'm waiting to see how long before a certain Graemlin gets used. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242891 - 05/20/07 01:09 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)?? I'm sorry. That's really funny to me. I'm waiting to see how long before a certain Graemlin gets used. Here is your answer: _________________________
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#242892 - 05/20/07 03:33 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Ravyn Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/02/07 Posts: 52 Loc: New York	Im sorry but thats just down right nasty.. _________________________ May Your Dreams Be Wet and Wicked
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#242893 - 05/20/07 04:02 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Yeah, but it was exactly the Graemlin I was expecting. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242894 - 05/20/07 08:35 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
flyingpostman ADT regular Registered: 05/14/07 Posts: 8	LOL Really fucking sad to see such a fine piece of ass go to waste like that..
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#242895 - 05/21/07 09:40 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#242896 - 05/21/07 06:50 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Dana Vespoli. Used to be way hot. Now has a partial list of her diseases on her arms. I wouldn't want to be in the same room without a Level A hazmat suit. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#242897 - 05/21/07 06:57 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
pumphog74 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/26/07 Posts: 287 Loc: do you really care?	Quote: Dana Vespoli. Used to be way hot. Now has a partial list of her diseases on her arms. I wouldn't want to be in the same room without a Level A hazmat suit that looks uncomfortable. is that a tree branch? _________________________ "if you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today." Spider Jerusalem
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#242898 - 05/21/07 07:42 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	I doubt Dana feels much pain any more... _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#242899 - 05/23/07 08:58 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it. I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#242900 - 05/23/07 10:49 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it. I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands. I've never been a huge fan of Belladonna's, and I never found her particularly pretty, but in her defense I gotta say... she can bring some serious heat in a scene. I just saw a clip with her and Avy Scott that tore the roof off. Bella's a serious mutherfucking freak that never phones it in... so I give her props for that [monkey feet and gap-tooth grin notwithstanding]. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#242901 - 05/24/07 03:52 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Fallopio Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 12/10/06 Posts: 35	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it. I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands. I've never been a huge fan of Belladonna's, and I never found her particularly pretty, but in her defense I gotta say... she can bring some serious heat in a scene. I just saw a clip with her and Avy Scott that tore the roof off. Bella's a serious mutherfucking freak that never phones it in... so I give her props for that [monkey feet and gap-tooth grin notwithstanding]. word, totally agree. i do think shes hot though......whateva. not in that pic though, thats def the worst i've seen
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#242902 - 05/25/07 08:56 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... A lawn gnome that will never be stolen by college kids, no matter how drunk they are. They are frightened and worried that it comes with a horrible curse. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#242903 - 05/26/07 10:00 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Fred Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/16/07 Posts: 80	Aaliyah Jolie = fucking horrible Jesus Christ, THIS is supposed to be a porn star??? Every man's ultimate fantasy woman??? Whore for hire "Now doing double and triple anal!" Attachments 236377-aaliyah jolie.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "We're gonna make 'em fit"
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#242904 - 05/26/07 10:03 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Good God, there's no call for that sort of picture. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242905 - 05/26/07 02:53 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Good God, there's no call for that sort of picture. This is why 90s porn take offs on Max Headroom never reached Brat like levels of success. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#242906 - 05/29/07 01:24 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Some additions from recent Camera of Death outings. This thread is becoming the opposite of the FBI's Most Wanted list. Attachments 237115-236830-DSC_0087.JPG.jpg (12 downloads) Edited by Conky (05/29/07 01:28 PM) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242907 - 05/30/07 09:47 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum... A lawn gnome that will never be stolen by college kids, no matter how drunk they are. They are frightened and worried that it comes with a horrible curse. Will one of you please post this pic on that gardenweb site. Maybe you could claim that your gnome/troll was stolen and you want help finding it. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#242908 - 05/30/07 09:53 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Seriously guys, who are these haggard looking women? It looks like they're having open auditions for the remake of Pink Flamingos. Were these ancient wonders strokeworthy at one point in time? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#242909 - 05/30/07 09:59 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	Who are these people? What are these people? Grandpa with Uncle Joey and Cousin Steven...?
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#242910 - 05/30/07 01:58 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
GoatBoy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/30/07 Posts: 86	Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark? _________________________ "IN PARTICULAR I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO HELEN NA MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. WHAT I DID WAS WRONG AND WAS UNCONSCIONABLE. IT WAS AN ACT OF A COWARD.I BEG THE COURT FOR MERCY, FOR LENIENCY AT LEAST. THAT'S IT" -Wanker Wang
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#242911 - 05/30/07 02:47 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark? Attachments 237432-kurt.jpg (12 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#242912 - 05/30/07 03:43 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	lol, good one _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#242913 - 05/30/07 03:44 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	Why? Why??? Attachments 237470-why.jpg (17 downloads)
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#242914 - 05/30/07 08:41 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Who are these people? What are these people? I believe the one on the right is the trophy girl for the wheel chair races at Cedar Acres Retirement Home. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#242915 - 05/30/07 09:58 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark? When Jenna Jameson became a mainstream "star."
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#242916 - 05/30/07 10:04 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark? maybe here... Attachments 237618-pxp.jpg (12 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#242917 - 05/30/07 10:54 PM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Luke accidentally wandered into a state bar symposium on how present failed plastic surgeries at trial to scare a jury into a large award for malpractice. Quote: Who are these people? What are these people? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#242918 - 05/31/07 05:54 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: I don't know about the one in the middle. The other two are obviously Pamela Peaks' doppelgangers for those nights when she's triple booked at #1600/hr and must be in three places at once. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#242919 - 05/31/07 08:11 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Ravyn Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/02/07 Posts: 52 Loc: New York	this is were I would say someone find me a pin to deflate those boobs.. that's down right nasty Edited by Ravyn (05/31/07 08:12 AM) _________________________ May Your Dreams Be Wet and Wicked
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#242921 - 05/31/07 09:20 AM Re: XPT's 100 Ugliest Girls in Porn!
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Looks like Sunny Lane, of "I dress like I robbed a bag lady" fame.
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