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#242771 - 05/08/07 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Fuck 'em. If it's good enough for FHM, we can certainly break it and ruin it as an idea.
So who are the ugliest whores in porn? I don't want names, I want proof. Physical proof, preferably in the shape of a Camera of Death image.
I offer you this gorgeous vision of femininity 
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#242772 - 05/08/07 11:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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D'Bella.
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#242774 - 05/08/07 11:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Pam Peeks too easy...
...Briana Taylor
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#242779 - 05/08/07 12:19 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/26/07
Posts: 44
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Fuck 'em. If it's good enough for FHM, we can certainly break it and ruin it as an idea.
So who are the ugliest whores in porn? I don't want names, I want proof. Physical proof, preferably in the shape of a Camera of Death image.
I offer you this gorgeous vision of femininity
I hate to admit this here but...
Keep in mind, however, that I'm a perverted & sick SOB. 
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#242783 - 05/08/07 12:43 PM
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#242788 - 05/08/07 01:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#242790 - 05/08/07 05:31 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
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#242793 - 05/08/07 11:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
If that's her I would have been scared those things might pop.
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#242795 - 05/09/07 12:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
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#242803 - 05/09/07 03:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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from her cut down and pushed in penis? i do remember her though. bitch was always fea.
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#242807 - 05/10/07 07:13 AM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Audrey Hollander... to me, the definition of frightening.
Sheez...I'd hit that in a heartbeat and be happy about it.
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#242813 - 05/10/07 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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julie knight is emblematic of the 2-4 years of stupid faggot pornfans choosing girls who were ostensibly "into it/great performers" over ones that wouldn't stick a cryogenically-frozen cocker spaniel up their ass because jake malone was directing and all porn fans LOVE jake malone.
this era was responsible for girls like ashley blue, julie knight, etc. being not only accepted in their naked-form, but repeatedly-encouraged to continue horrifying my penis by fucking on film.
i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks.
they're all acting, fuck how good they are at it.
editspellingbanana
Edited by jamesn (05/10/07 08:24 AM)
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#242816 - 05/10/07 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i've never fucked a chick anywhere near as unattractive as the 2003/adt/mason love-affair on adt/gia paloma being fed praise instead of bananas lot. hillary scott is plain at best. we wouldn't have let her, ashley blue, etc. in the fucking door to a party in college and harvard has some ugly chicks...
Preach it brother. We need more of this:
And NONE of this:
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#242817 - 05/10/07 10:03 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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It seems significant that even porn people think Cherry Poppens is gross. Just to keep everyone happy, here's another pic of Ms. Kadena 
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#242818 - 05/10/07 10:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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#242820 - 05/10/07 04:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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Doctor Sharon Mitchell
She should be known as Mail-Order Dr. Sharon Mitchell
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#242821 - 05/10/07 04:54 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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looks kinda like "mitchell" should be her first name!
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#242825 - 05/10/07 11:04 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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The first time I ever saw Deja Daire in a scene, I thought my dick would never recover from the raging soft-on induced by the surrealist mutation that passes for her face.  But lately I'll confess to being turned on by her passion for self-degradation. She has the kind of unparalled enthusiasm for cocksucking that you'd find in some bedraggled lot lizard, staggering barefoot out of a redneck saloon and desperately fellating truckers for drug money... as though their cocks were the very source of her fix! She definitely has a certain undefinable charm. However, to this day I still can't fathom the appeal of Ashley Blue.   Fat, small tits, and a face like a Down's eskimo? You might be forgiven for any one of these shortcomings... but all three? Pack your shit and get out. I'll pay the fucking kill fee.
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#242828 - 05/11/07 07:19 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
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#242829 - 05/11/07 07:55 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!! 
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#242832 - 05/12/07 07:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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Supermodel, superstar, ultra rich former wall street mogul, with 5 degrees Nick Manning fucked Pamela Peaks!!!!
DROPPIN' FUCKIN' STANDARDS!
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#242833 - 05/13/07 06:26 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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ashley appeals to the kind of latent homosexuality that can only be developed though wanting to fuck your older brother as he holds you down and tickles you to breaking point.
it's the square shoulders..
fugly bitch.
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#242834 - 05/13/07 08:00 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/05/06
Posts: 98
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God I loved fucking sofia staks! she is a lot of fun!
Serious question: Do you ever say "no"? Dudes, trannies, rancid chicks (Monica Sweetheart aside), it seems like you'll penetrate any hole, regardless of who or what it's attached to. I don't understand it. You're a good-looking guy, your standards should be higher than that of your average leper.
I worry that your habit of never turning down an opportunity will ultimately lead to your ruin.
trust me there are PLENTY of girls in the business i don't like....and also believe me when i say that most male performers are the same way. do you know how many of my colleagues have worked with D'Bella and Pamela Peaks? I am just the kind of guy that needs something a little different to stay refreshed.....so if my schedule for the week is Eva Angelina, Jessica Jaymes, Sheila Marie, Jaclyn Case, McKenzee Miles, and Lucy Lee....give me a BBW on the weekend to change things up. does that make any sense? lol.
Christian did you tell these girls you were a half a fag before your scenes with them. Cause I talked to one of them and no she had no clue and she was not to happy about it. Honesty Christian thats why people have been all over you. You will not be honest and let the girls decide if they feel comfortable enough to do a scene with you or not.
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#242838 - 05/14/07 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Lacey and Lyndsey Love  Summer Haze  Naomi 
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#242839 - 05/14/07 03:15 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Lacey and Lyndsey Love
I don't know, I could quite happily bang the Love Twins.
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Naomi
Whoever applied Naomi's makeup in this picture should be shot...her face is a totally different colour to the rest of her body. Like 3-4 shades different. 
Hell, if you didn't know better, you might think it was her head Photoshopped onto someone else's body...
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#242843 - 05/15/07 07:39 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Or while we're at it, how about everyone's favorite Russian fuckpig Mila?  I don't know what frightens me more -- her blown out asshole or the fact that somewhere, more than one guy has actually jerked off to her.
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#242844 - 05/15/07 09:49 AM
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Anonymous
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
Edited by Jim B. (05/15/07 10:02 AM)
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#242849 - 05/15/07 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Nice to see the newbies getting into the thread. Welcome Handful. Love the avatar.
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#242851 - 05/15/07 01:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Careful, William. You're in my domain and you're here merely to bait WillieD. Are you trying to take my ban cherry? 
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#242854 - 05/15/07 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Careful, William.
Not a chance, so do what you must. I was addressing obsessive Sinn-hater ODB... not Willie ( Who's busy defending XPT users from personal attacks ).
You never did address you little hissy-meltdown, did you? Malice described it as "mellow drama" meaning it was a pathetic attempt, but not the full-blown thrombosis that I had envisioned.
Unfortunately, Heidi's logic fails here: (i) Sierra is a whore first, message board user second, whores are fair game (IM her she'll tell you so much) (ii) if, as douchebag claims, she doesn't read this any more (also a lie), then there is no problem.
Hyde fails the most basic thinking tests...but as usual, s/he tried to defend his/her responses with other people's ideas. Not to mention that most everything goes in the Cage.
Hyde you are a worthless piece of shit. You should be happy I pay attention to the worthless drivel you write, because it truly deserves white ink.
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#242856 - 05/15/07 02:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#242862 - 05/15/07 04:05 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/05/07
Posts: 19
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Another tranny-looking whore
Which one.
Let me re-phrase: Tranny-looking whore with a tranny fucker. 
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#242863 - 05/15/07 04:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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how would one go about posting a picture of spring thomas? fucking yuck.
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#242864 - 05/15/07 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#242866 - 05/15/07 11:55 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 11/07/06
Posts: 28
Loc: Orlando Florida
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Monique. Would this one count?
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#242872 - 05/16/07 04:26 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/24/07
Posts: 117
Loc: md
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
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#242874 - 05/16/07 08:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly.
Some bitches don't know when to quit. 
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#242877 - 05/17/07 12:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just 
She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
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#242880 - 05/17/07 04:47 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just
She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
Hey MPR, how's it goin'? 
You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR. 
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#242881 - 05/17/07 09:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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How about Vanessa Blue? Her face is just
She has the chimp-jaw syndrome many black people have.
Hey MPR, how's it goin'?
You really have an infatuation with calling me MPR.
Well, we can call you David if you want. 
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#242882 - 05/17/07 10:07 AM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Almost forgot this one. Phyllisha Anne. Hands Down. Fugly.
They just caught her at a bad moment. I think she is okay. She's been very sexy to me her whole career.
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#242884 - 05/17/07 05:56 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/26/06
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repulsive. one of the most overhyped and overrated chicks in porn-history. i'm not sure if i'd suggest a tanning bed or a nazi-oven for her.
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I'd have to go with the Nazi-oven on this one!
(thanks Peeter)
Just the fact that she used to be a Sunday School Teacher is enough of a whack factor for me.
If she was indeed a bible thumper, it makes her work all the more wonderful. Several wanky bananas just for the 'Jesus loves me' songs that will forever play in my mind as background music to all of her scenes.
PDub
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#242885 - 05/18/07 02:39 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
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I demand proof of this!! Otherwise its just heresay! Sunday school teacher??? I found that extremely hard to believe.
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#242888 - 05/20/07 06:04 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
With that hair she looks a little like Gozer the Gozarian from Ghostbusters.
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#242889 - 05/20/07 12:02 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 8
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Wow, talk about going downhill quick. This bitch got ugly fast...
That's more of an understatement Naomi was SO hot when she first came out and is now just a shadow of herself. I really miss the voluptuous/buxom version of her. Does anyone here know the reason for her rapid weight loss (seems most of her delicious ass is gone also)??
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#242891 - 05/20/07 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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#242892 - 05/20/07 03:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/02/07
Posts: 52
Loc: New York
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Im sorry but thats just down right nasty..
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#242893 - 05/20/07 04:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Yeah, but it was exactly the Graemlin I was expecting. 
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#242894 - 05/20/07 08:35 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/14/07
Posts: 8
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LOL Really fucking sad to see such a fine piece of ass go to waste like that..
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#242895 - 05/21/07 09:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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#242898 - 05/21/07 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I doubt Dana feels much pain any more...
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#242899 - 05/23/07 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#242900 - 05/23/07 10:49 AM
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#242901 - 05/24/07 03:52 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/10/06
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She looks like a fucking troll. Or Gollum...
her right tit looks like one of those pointy national geographic titties only its not black
What a minute. Do people actually jerk off to this whore? Wow, maybe im gay because I dont get it.
I cant get over how disgusting this whore is. Look at her feet. They look like fucking monkey hands. 
I've never been a huge fan of Belladonna's, and I never found her particularly pretty, but in her defense I gotta say... she can bring some serious heat in a scene. I just saw a clip with her and Avy Scott that tore the roof off. Bella's a serious mutherfucking freak that never phones it in... so I give her props for that [monkey feet and gap-tooth grin notwithstanding].
word, totally agree. i do think shes hot though......whateva. not in that pic though, thats def the worst i've seen
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#242910 - 05/30/07 01:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/30/07
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Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark?
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#242912 - 05/30/07 03:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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lol, good one
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#242915 - 05/30/07 09:58 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
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Can someone pinpoint the moment porn jumped the shark?
When Jenna Jameson became a mainstream "star."
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#242923 - 06/01/07 03:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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By the way, Jenna has yet to morph herself to the final stage of hideousness, but she will get there, eventually!
The end is neigh...
I have to modify this statement. Jenna has morphed herself to the final stage of hideousness. The end is here.
Isn't it sweet and ironic that this picture was taken at an event aptly named the "Life Ball"?
If Jenna Jameson is "the face of porn" I don't want to see the rest of the body!
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#242925 - 06/01/07 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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When did Jenna swap faces with Courtney Love? Is this a John Woo movie?
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#242928 - 06/01/07 09:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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#242931 - 06/01/07 09:19 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
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May I humbly suggest this:
I think the beauty of her facial features needs to be accentuated even further by the full exposure of her trendy hairdo... The "Mona Lisa" looks even better in an ebony-and-gold frame, or something to that extend...
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#242933 - 06/01/07 09:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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Thanks but thats to close up. I NEED to be able to see her from the chest up.
Agreed. Without that Blair's cousin Geri from Facts of Life posture, her burst couch of a face isn't properly set off.
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#242934 - 06/01/07 05:24 PM
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Thanks but thats to close up. I NEED to be able to see her from the chest up.
Agreed. Without that Blair's cousin Geri from Facts of Life posture, her burst couch of a face isn't properly set off.
That's good Marlin, but it's too big. This version is exactly 100x100.
Edited by Jim B. (06/01/07 05:26 PM)
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#242935 - 06/03/07 02:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#242936 - 06/04/07 11:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
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Hey, Boy George has lost a lot of weight! Good for him!
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#242937 - 06/04/07 04:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Hey, Boy George has lost a lot of weight! Good for him!
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#242942 - 06/08/07 02:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#242945 - 06/08/07 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The Camera of Death chick is Kella Monroe, with Lori Lust's agency. Derek Hay must be kicking himself to miss out on this beauty. Don't know about the top one, but I guess her name will be something like Belinda Boulders, Gale Gazongas or Suzie Stretchmarks.
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#242946 - 06/10/07 08:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
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Don't know about the top one, but I guess her name will be something like Belinda Boulders, Gale Gazongas or Suzie Stretchmarks.
Her name is Keisha Evans. Don't ask me why I know (or how I found out) who she is. You wouldn't want to know! And I don't want to remember...
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#242947 - 06/10/07 11:20 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Kella's on la craigslist for $175.
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#242949 - 06/11/07 08:37 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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my grandma has better teeth than that!
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#242954 - 06/23/07 10:23 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Brandon Iron is the man. My boy Jason Brown says he's got his shit together. where da white women at?
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#242955 - 06/24/07 01:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Brandon Iron is the man. My boy Jason Brown says he's got his shit together. where da white women at?
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#242956 - 06/27/08 09:40 AM
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Anonymous
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I've gotta call 'em as I see 'em:
BTW: Does the mere fact that that she conned Brandon into doing a BJ scene with her qualify this... creature as being "in Porn?"
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#242957 - 06/27/08 04:08 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I've gotta call 'em as I see 'em:
Sir, the reason you have to "call 'em" is because you are an entry level telemarketer. Now quit using the internet during office hours and get back to annoying people elsewhere.
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#242958 - 06/27/08 04:14 PM
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Anonymous
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Ahh. Just woke up, I see. Must've done a little too much "Box Art" last night, eh Brenda? 
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#242960 - 06/27/08 04:39 PM
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Anonymous
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Uh-HUH... And I'm sure no brain cells were harmed in the course of your evening.
In any event, 'tis better to sell shampoo than to peddle pigs on porn forums. Especially ones who lie about serving in Iraq.
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#242962 - 06/27/08 04:51 PM
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Anonymous
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Now, now. Don't be gellus of those of us who have hair.
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I'm sorry. That's really funny to me. I'm waiting to see how long before a certain Graemlin gets used. 
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