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#242747 - 05/08/07 11:23 AM How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Looks like the 8 million people who voted online for FHM Online's 100 Sexiest Women need to flush their browser caches and get rid of the old images in there. Those idiots voted her 37. I love this line from the press spiel: "Jenna is not only sexy, she defines sexy," said Jay Grdina, president, Club Jenna, Inc. "She's the biggest crossover star ever, popular with men and women alike." But strangely unpopular with fast food vendors, grocery stores and toilet paper salesmen. Hey, you don't eat, you don't shit. Change "defines sexy" to "defines scrawny" and we can talk. Just look at the chicks Jenna beat out. Some of them are attractively damaged and have additional stroke value for crying out loud! Attachments 232124-Picture 1.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242748 - 05/08/07 11:32 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Is this really in order of sexiness? I'm more surprised that Katherine Mcphee got in 2nd.
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#242749 - 05/08/07 01:45 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Is this really in order of sexiness? I'm more surprised that Katherine Mcphee got in 2nd. I think when she let Tyra Banks feel her boobies on TV she must have got a lot of votes. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#242750 - 05/08/07 02:02 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	there are a few bizarre ones here: jennifer love hewitt in the top 20? and shania twain in it all? weird. at least britney spears isn't on it. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#242751 - 05/08/07 06:35 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	If we were to have a Party of Five reunion feud, I've take (#80) Lacey Chabert over Jen Hewitt ANY day of the week. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#242752 - 05/08/07 08:26 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Sonny Chiba Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/06/05 Posts: 1135 Loc: Temple Of Doom	Quote: If we were to have a Party of Five reunion feud, I've take (#80) Lacey Chabert over Jen Hewitt ANY day of the week. While we're at it, I'll take my avatar gal Torrie Wilson over Jenna anyday. (slavering fanboy wipes drool from face) Attachments 232269-Torrie.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ I fucking hate you.-Jeff Steward
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#242753 - 05/08/07 10:25 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Brandon Lee Harrington AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/16/06 Posts: 453 Loc: Las Vegas	Quote: Quote: If we were to have a Party of Five reunion feud, I've take (#80) Lacey Chabert over Jen Hewitt ANY day of the week. While we're at it, I'll take my avatar gal Torrie Wilson over Jenna anyday. (slavering fanboy wipes drool from face) Couldnt agree more. Tori is total perfection _________________________ BrandonLeeHarrington.com
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#242754 - 05/09/07 07:04 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: Is this really in order of sexiness? This list is a farce! I can't find my name anywhere on it!!!
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#242755 - 05/09/07 08:02 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Quote: Quote: Is this really in order of sexiness? This list is a farce! I can't find my name anywhere on it!!! One transexual limit and Fergie had seniority. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#242756 - 05/09/07 08:40 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Most of these women are over 30. Interesting. At least three women in the top 10 have big fake lips. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#242757 - 05/09/07 01:29 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	I don't know who half of these girls are... _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#242758 - 05/09/07 03:08 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: I don't know who half of these girls are... I think you will note that most of the girls in the top 100 have long beautiful hair. Maybe you should take that as an indication of what men want. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#242759 - 05/09/07 03:11 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Listen to Darth, Holly. He really knows how to please a man.
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#242760 - 05/09/07 03:21 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Faggons have disproportionl internet access. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#242761 - 05/09/07 03:24 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	so do fake drunks
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#242762 - 05/09/07 03:32 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: so do fake drunks My name is Travis, und I'm an alcoholic. Edited by windsock (05/09/07 03:33 PM) _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#242763 - 05/09/07 04:04 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: My name is Travis, und I'm an alcoholic. Attachments 232514-YP7T1656.jpg (1 downloads) Edited by soopergrizz (05/09/07 04:06 PM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#242764 - 05/09/07 04:15 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: I don't know who half of these girls are... I think you will note that most of the girls in the top 100 have long beautiful hair. Maybe you should take that as an indication of what men want. If you're referring to the length of my hair, believe me, I've been trying to grow it out since I was 10 years old. This is as long as it's gonna get. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#242765 - 05/10/07 08:00 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	Fuck what Darth says, Holly...Your down right beautiful with that short hair of yours...deffinetly _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#242766 - 05/10/07 08:04 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'm with pete on this one. every chick with hair well-past her shoulders seems clueless it constantly ends up in my mouth or nose and making me sneeze or spit it out during sexual intercourse. long hair sucks. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#242767 - 05/10/07 08:55 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	There's nothing wrong with Holly that a good pistoningpeni from a wheelchair bound millionaire couldn't cure. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242768 - 05/10/07 08:37 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: There's nothing wrong with Holly that a good pistoningpeni from a wheelchair bound millionaire couldn't cure. Hehehe... _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#242769 - 05/11/07 10:54 AM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	She made the list because most men don't know anyone in porn EXCEPT for her and Tera Patrick. Saying Jenna is your favorite porn star is the default answer, like how people say Metallica is their favorite rock band.
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#242770 - 05/11/07 09:32 PM Re: How the fuck did Jenna get this rating?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: My name is Travis, und I'm an alcoholic. New wallpaer in 5...4...3...2..1... .................... no wait, BAD WALLPAPER!!! MUST DELETE!!! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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