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#242691 - 05/08/07 09:34 AM A new era, welcome Conky!
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I think this is a great move and I am happy to announce that Conky has been made moderator of 'The Cage' - formerly 'The Monkey Cage' and we are happy to have him on board. This is a great responsibility but I'm sure Conky will do us proud. I left Monkey as a moderator just in case he wants to come back and battle Conkey in a knife fight for control of the forum. Stir up the shit Conky. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#242692 - 05/08/07 09:41 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Congrats Cmonkey. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#242693 - 05/08/07 10:02 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Bout time. Congrats fuckface. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#242694 - 05/08/07 10:09 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	I am totally looking forward to this congrats man _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#242695 - 05/08/07 10:14 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	outstanding choice, he's been the best poster over the last 6 months. not best new poster. the best poster-his shit is aware of the history here without being a jaded slave to 2005. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#242696 - 05/08/07 10:17 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	gratz dude! _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#242697 - 05/08/07 10:23 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	_________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#242698 - 05/08/07 10:29 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Congratulations Conky. I'm looking forward to this.
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#242699 - 05/08/07 10:50 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Hay baby
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#242700 - 05/08/07 11:02 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Thanks, everyone. I just wish I could reward you all with some Camera of Death shots of the Mod ceremony. Some ground rules for The Cage: There are no ground rules, but I reserve the right to cunt around and fuck with your shit. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242701 - 05/08/07 11:11 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Yeah dude, congrats!!! Attachments 232121-applause.gif (6 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#242702 - 05/08/07 11:40 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	_________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#242703 - 05/08/07 12:19 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	This augurs well for a new era of XPT greatness...congratulations, Conky!!!
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#242704 - 05/08/07 12:33 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Wow, just . . . wow. Congrats! Attachments 232155-smokingchimp.jpg (3 downloads)
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#242705 - 05/08/07 01:38 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Cool. I had a feeling it was going to happen eventually. Congrats, dude. Waitaminute. This is a "The Cage" thread, and nobody has been insulted yet. So, fuck you LouCypher(for no particular reason other than you posted in this thread. ) _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#242706 - 05/08/07 03:26 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	w00t Attachments 232210-conky_bat.jpg (5 downloads)
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#242707 - 05/08/07 03:31 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I think I saw him on Spallone's books. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242708 - 05/08/07 03:52 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	I have no objection to Conky's moderiship, but I deeply object to the removal of Monkey's name from the arch of thisd board. It bespeaks a certain sort of revamping that I don't approve of. In some cases history by virtue must weigh most heavily. This are one of those cases. P.S. I think a fitting inaugural feat for Conky would be to ban Moxie. More than firtting. Essential. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#242709 - 05/08/07 04:00 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#242710 - 05/08/07 05:49 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Big thumbs up. Does this mean you are changing your name to Conkey now? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#242711 - 05/08/07 06:25 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Good choice, congrats. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#242712 - 05/08/07 11:14 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Yesssss and congrats, man! And props on my suggestion to just calling it 'The Cage' even though Conky is the new Cage mod and rightly so. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#242713 - 05/09/07 08:42 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	In my absence over the past few weeks, I highly approve of Conky as the logical second choice. Sorry I wasn't available for the honors and congratulations Conky. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#242714 - 05/09/07 08:54 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Sonny Chiba Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/06/05 Posts: 1135 Loc: Temple Of Doom	Congrats Conky! _________________________ I fucking hate you.-Jeff Steward
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#242715 - 05/09/07 08:56 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Thanks, Sonny. And thanks, Darth. You're a hard man to hate, Darth, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try. Please, no more PMs with photos of your cock. I find them quite disturbing. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242716 - 05/09/07 10:38 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	A well deserved honour (or "honor" as you southerners call it). Wear it with pride Attachments 232372-untitled.JPG (7 downloads) Edited by soopergrizz (05/09/07 10:39 AM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#242717 - 05/09/07 01:10 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Thanks, 'grizz. I'd print it out and wear it, but I need to buy a fast draw rig for my optical mouse first. Besides, it's been a whole day and I haven't banned anyone yet. Yet. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#242718 - 05/09/07 09:06 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
El Kabong Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/29/04 Posts: 764 Loc: Tralfamadore	Quote: w00t Indeed! A new order! _________________________ meh.
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#242719 - 05/09/07 09:08 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	w/b ElK!
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#242720 - 05/09/07 09:41 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: w/b ElK! ditto. the on-deck circle now needs to include eddie, have2cit, grizz, windsock and obviously GiGi if she promises more pictures of her rack. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#242721 - 05/10/07 05:17 AM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	The Monkey Cage is gone for good, has been for a while now. Perhaps with someone in the drivers seat they can steer the new Cage away from suckage.
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#242722 - 05/11/07 07:44 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: ...and obviously GiGi if she promises more pictures of her rack. More pictures? Where were the first? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#242723 - 05/11/07 09:07 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: I have no objection to Conky's moderiship, but I deeply object to the removal of Monkey's name from the arch of thisd board. It bespeaks a certain sort of revamping that I don't approve of. In some cases history by virtue must weigh most heavily. This are one of those cases. I've had many beers and this posting makes sense. Why "The Cage" instead of "The Monkey Cage"? I like monkeys... Also, I like Conkey... And, I likez furniture... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#242724 - 05/11/07 09:29 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: And, I likez furniture... Speaking of furniture, saw this video for the coolest table I've ever seen yesterday. click _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#242725 - 05/11/07 09:37 PM Re: A new era, welcome Conky!
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: And, I likez furniture... Speaking of furniture, saw this video for the coolest table I've ever seen yesterday. click Heh!! The Aurora Snow of gaping tables! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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